starsunfirelight

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I miss life before I consumed slop all the time.

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who is a girl without her favorite youtuber?

who is a boy without his favorite anime?

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how can tonic taste good and bad at the exact same time?

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Okay so back in like 2nd grade, during math class kids would ask “Why do we need to know how to do this if calculators exist?” and my teacher would always say “You’re not going to always have a calculator on you at all times.” Nowadays, we basically do have a calculator on us at all times, so I thought, joke’s on her. But today, I was at the store and my phone died and there was a clearance section. It said “70% off price already shown” and so if I wanted to know the price, I had to do 0.3 times the number in my head. So, I guess she was right after all, and the joke’s on me.

Also later but unrelated I say like the gayest pink car ever (/pos) and they had a pink white purple indigo flag and I couldn’t immediately google it and I was like “oh so this is what it was like in the 90’s” (it was the genderfluid flag btw)

And then later in the car I had to sit there with no phone like back in the days when I was a kid. I looked outside the window at the posters and ads hung up in front of the gas station and it was ok and I kept thinking about stuff and I don’t know if I could have lasted if was for a really long time.

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it’s my birthday I’m 37 :)

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phan being real is like when the spaceship guy from the lego movie finally gets a build a spaceship

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phan being real sealed the honmoon

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something strangely puzzles me about the 1975. it’s a band. they’re cool. except I don’t like them. but other people do?? what’s wrong that I can’t like it? is it just not meant for me? I like a few songs but that’s about it

it’s like it’s on a different wavelength or something and I’m visiting from an alternate dimension trying to understand

it’s like I have an allergy to their music but I can’t stop listening 

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the 1975

watch out the 1975 I’m gonna be a fan of yours soon

already like the songs About You and Oh Caroline which I learned are both about taylor swift actually wow lol what a cool coincidence yay

welp mission failed… sorry

I like a few it’s ok but like in general it’s not my vibe

this is https://youtu.be/pZ31pyTZdh0?si=buKofWd7onSFScWN magical mystical

wait why is the 1975 already nostalgic tho

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back to friends rewrite

assisted by good ol' chatgpt (thx bro)

Don’t Pretend You Know Me (lyrics rewrite)

Trace my shadow slowly Like I’m something that you seek You don’t even know me But you act like we have history when you speak

How can we go back to being friends When we have never met? How can you look at me and pretend That we just shared a bed?

It was cold November You were deep inside your head I still remember All the silence in the room, all the words we never said

How can we go back to being friends When we have never met? (Yeah) How can you look at me and pretend That we just shared a bed?

The flicker in your eyes Doesn’t match the lies You tell — I see right through your smile You let me fall, then called it mild

How can we go back to being friends When we have never met? (Yeah) How can you look at me and pretend That we just shared a bed?

How can we go back to being friends When we have never met? (Yeah) How can you look at me and pretend That we just shared a bed?

That we just shared a bed Ooh, yeah

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back to friends

by sombr

but the lyrics are reversed

how can we go back to being friends

when we have never met

how can you look at me and pretend

that we just shared a bed