Start Missing Everybody

Millennial English teacher, doodler, and Dungeon Master. He/They

[aphrostiel]

i drew buffy and giles in his wizard hat

[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[conzoop]

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

[sluttyfranzkafka]

this is one of my favourite quotes taken out of context 

[structuredamagemonopoly]

Been making little minis for my lancer game and I’m pleased with how they’re turning out

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[dndprofessor]

[amygdalae]

gotta hand it to messmer it's undeniable you're gonna look cool if you're some kind of flaming snake dracula

[cygwin-1-deactivated20131127]

[decadot]

Final Fantasy VI

[sexhaver]

the Rennala fight is extremely fucking funny because like. you break into a grieving woman's room and act out the "how many kindergarteners could you take in a fight" meme, and then the opening dialogue for phase 2 implies that what you're fighting is actually a projection of Renalla at her full power conjured up by her daughter Ranni. but then you kill "her" (the projection of Renalla) and her final words are "Little Ranni... weave thy night into being..."

except they're not actually her final words because you reload and she's sitting there just fine. so what actually happened was you killed Ranni's tulpa of her mom. which means Ranni made her own mom say the equivalent of "my daughter... my favorite child who has never done anything wrong ever... you were right about everything... you're going to win at politics... and your waist is snatched..."

[ranni-thewitch]

i believe it wise to hear out the wisdom of renalla

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[start-missing-everybody]

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

[klapollo]

We watched toy story 2 today and they say suicide prominently in the first act. So whenever someone says "unalive," they are operating at a sub-toy story level of vocabulary maturity

[prnsn001]

Fire Emblem: Mystery of the Emblem (OVA, 1996)

[ancient-magus]

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[clarityflowers]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet