Please Commission Me For A Goober

She/he | I want to punt children | General of an army of birds | I made friends with a crow once.

[starthenarrator]

[wasp-is-a-bee]

anya mouthwashing & simon iron lung frolicking in a field together because i think they should be allowed to be happy for once

they r siblings to me.. Cries

[inconsistent-duckposting]

My bug #mybug

[starthenarrator]

I forgor to post this on this blog too

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[silbervvind]

[official-penis-posts]

Official Pesis Is Gone Post

[robertreich]

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

[theunicorncomic-blog]

[randomushroom]

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

[robertreich]

I’ve been here the whole time.

[spinningthehamsterwheel]

Dear god, he's not kidding...

[starthenarrator]

Hornet in outfits

[pikavani]

I had the absolute honor of creating these special illustrations for Alex Rochon!

For his very own D&D one-shot, I designed every single character from the show — reimagined in fabulous, fantasy-inspired outfits!

Alex gave me wonderful descriptions and references for his vision, and together we brought these chaotic, lovable characters into a whole new world.

The DnD stream was hilarious, heartfelt, and so full of personality — and seeing the cast bring the designs to life was such a surreal moment!

Right after the stream, fans started drawing fanart of my designs!!

I’m honestly so proud and beyond grateful that something I created inspired others to create too.

Thank you again to Alex and the cast for trusting me with this magical project — and to everyone who’s shared love for the designs, you’ve made my artist heart so full 💕

(Also: everyone who draws fanart of my designs is now legally required to tag me in their posts. I don’t make the rules 😌)

The amazing digital circus: Digital Dungeon Danger

[endystarflyer]

I meant to post this earlier, but for Halloween I made this Hornet costume! The cloak was patterned and sewn by me, and the mask was designed in Blender and 3d printed. This is the first costume I’ve worked on in a couple years and I’m so satisfied with how it turned out.

[endystarflyer]

And here’s me and @starthenarrator who dressed as ghost!

[starthenarrator]

I haven’t drawn anything in a couple months have hornet in greenpath

[pukicho]

Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?

[tired-stressed-trying-my-best]

food poisoning

[pukicho]

Please

[pukicho]

No

[animejebbush]

[manletsarge-deactivated20190830]

funniest possible response to this post 

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

[inactive-ang1]

tumblr turns into a sitcom. the character you play does what your url does. what is your fate

FCK YEAHHHH

oh i guess this is happening now

uhhhh what

nooooo

NOOOO FUuUuCK

Voting ended onJun 29, 2025

[thealgerian]

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

[flagellant]

:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔

[beannewpage]

Wtf. No, be who you are. This doesn’t define you.

[lindsaysblue]

I offer some context

[solitarelee]

that context was DESPERATELY needed thank you

[endystarflyer]

I cast curse of hydrophilic skin upon thee

[starthenarrator]

What

[easel-eisel]

"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg

[ttttherian]

"no added msg" and you're proud of this?

[victoriahyphen]

Fortunately, I have msg at home, so I can add it myself.

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]

[starthenarrator]

@endystarflyer

[moderatetoaboveaverage]

I love soup

[starthenarrator]

Elaborate

[moderatetoaboveaverage]

Her...

[starthenarrator]

Mmm… Soup….