bruh

why the fuck am I still here

[thenatsdorf]

Weeeeeeee! (via)

[hymnsofheresy]

why is no one talking about the pagan origins of toyotathon???

[normal-horoscopes]

There are free girlfriends in the haunted lake

[fwizard]

out the way homeboy I'm about to GET it

[fwizard]

my soul has been stolen

[femgirlfriend-moved]

they had me executed in the towns square yesterday

[guerrillatech]

[necromatador]

[streaksofmoonlight]

I hate that I know exactly where this is

[cliomancer]

We have crab’s legs.

By which we don’t mean sexy human legs, like actual crabs legs.

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nctful]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BumpVEyjU0a/

[retrogamingblog2]

Celeste was not amused

[heateron]

[homofied]

[bluecheer]

soup pride flag

red: the color of meat that is in soup (or tomato)

yellow: the color of a creamy broth or stock

green: herbs and vegetables in the soup

pink: the color of love (that you have for soup)

yellow 2: oil

[unclefather]

[yehudah]

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[sleevesareforlosers]

[Image ID. A tweet from sio @BestInSio. “subway rat made eye contact with me and said “join us. when the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. we live forever and we love to live” I said no thank you I am too large he turned away from me I cried.” End ID.]

[artsymeeshee]

[clowniconography]

when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can't "make up" hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was