i love college.

finn. freshman. freshman @ ginsburg u. waterboy for the griffons. rachel berry's boyfriend. lover of grilled cheese.

[startyourfinn]

ginsbree‌:

Honestly, who thinks that it’s cute to send freaking Valentine’s serenades or whatever the fuck people are calling them anymore? 1. We’re in college, grow up. And 2. These poor souls are asking for someone to punch them. And if they keep coming around the AΞA house, that person may just be me.

Oh, you mean the singing telegrams?  I’m gonna withhold my opinion on ‘em just because you look like you pack a mean punch.  But at least it’s not a monthlong thing, like how there was always someone singing a Christmas carol during the entire month of December.

[startyourfinn]

text message 📩 fuinn

QUINN: I think my hands may be permanently stained red from all the cupcakes that I made today. Every cheerleader on the squad better appreciate what I did to help get them to our next competition.

FINN: Hell, I'm not a cheerleader, but I appreciate the efforts. How many batches did you make?

FINN: Most importantly, are there any leftovers?

[startyourfinn]

puckermansjake‌:

Yeah, sure, dude. Just don’t ask me any questions. I’m over the talking crap.

Got it.  No questions. I think I would be, too, after a certain point, so you won’t hear me complaining.

[startyourfinn]

text | furt

KURT: Already appointing yourself as my brother I see. (not complaining-/deleted)

KURT: It's a known fact that sweet things and grease things go well together - it's why people like having soda with their fast food. Clearly everyone else is below our level to know how great pineapple on pizza is, so. Being part of the unpopular crowd is more freeing anyway. Their loss. Not ours.

KURT: Brody?

KURT: OH! Brody! Yes! The more the merrier.

KURT: Been down the road of slutting it up, and I can assure you that you aren't missing much (except higher chance of STD's).

KURT: I'm just glad you're happy, Finn. And Rachel's happy. It's good to see you two being yourselves.

FINN: I'd be a better one than Brett. The amount of times he says bro in a sentence makes the word almost ironic.

FINN: Totally. If we end up having leftovers, feel free to take some back with you.

FINN: That's what I was thinking, too. Still trying to find the social balance between my friends and my girlfriend.

FINN: ...Good to know.

FINN: And I'm happy for you, man. Life's to short to be miserable all the time.

[startyourfinn]

TEXT ✉️ HUDSMYTHE

SEBASTIAN: I never claimed to be a saint. I know who I am.

SEBASTIAN: Go for it.

FINN: At least you're confident. I'll give you that much.

FINN: Maybe I will.

[startyourfinn]

TEXT ✉️ HUDSMYTHE

SEBASTIAN: Not surprised by what?

SEBASTIAN: I don’t believe she’s ever made an effort with me.

FINN: Not that I expected monumental change, but I'm not surprised that you're not a saint. Even if you think you are.

FINN: Really? Then you won't mind if I ask her to confirm that?

[startyourfinn]

ginsbrody‌:

Shit, is it really that bad? Oh I’m good with anything. I eat anything. 

It’s like a scene in a horror movie when you wanna look away, but can’t.  One of my resolutions is to work harder so he doesn’t have to bring the hammer down, but we’ll see how that goes. Anything? Even cilantro and black licorice? That’s brave. I respect that.

[startyourfinn]

TEXT 📲 SINN

SAM: Yeah, man, let's do it! Grilled cheese and beer, and loads of video games!

SAM: How're you doing anyway? How're classes treatin' ya?

FINN: Oh /hell/ yes. My kinda party.

FINN: Classes are okay, my girlfriend's happy, and my mom seems happy even though I'm away. I think that's a pretty good vibe all around. What about you?

[startyourfinn]

text | furt

KURT: Genetics. I'll accept that, as you are /very/ tall so it would make sense. Apparently I have my mothers eyes. I think hers were prettier, but.

KURT: Thank you. So do you, Finn. I am happy. Even if we're not public yet, I can feel myself falling for the guy. Although, I fall pretty easily as it is, so this isn't anything to celebrate until it's been a year I'd say.

KURT: I do love pineapple on my pizza, so I can go for Hawaiian, sure! I'm not entirely picky - so long as it isn't shellfish, we're good. Order whatever you want.

KURT: That's cute though! I can tell you two are happy together, and it's refreshing.

KURT: There hasn't been too many details, but it is pretty obvious. :P

FINN: Genetics are weird, man.

FINN: ...Okay, cool...I think? Let me know if I need to go all protective big brother or something.

FINN: You know you're maybe the first person here who didn't shoot down Hawaiian pizza? Not like I bring it up every chance I get, but I feel like it's not unpopular to find such a combo disgusting.

FINN: Also...I invited Brody along. Seems like we could all use a winter slump distraction/

FINN: I really care about her a lot. I know college is the time for self-exploration and slutting it up, but that's...not as appealing? weirdly enough?

FINN: I'm not even a little sorry about that, haha.

[startyourfinn]

puckermansjake‌:

Guess who just got back into town after a week-long shit show in the great state of Ohio? If anyone needs me, don’t.

So...drinks on me?  Sounds like you need to forget.

[startyourfinn]

Rachel addressing the glee club: Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid-

Finn: I had more, but you go ahead.

[startyourfinn]

TEXT ✉️ HUDSMYTHE

SEBASTIAN: You just told me I’m not nice to anyone and now I’m making progress? Pick a lane.

SEBASTIAN: I’m sure Berry feels the same way.

FINN: It depends on the day, really. But mostly, I'm not surprised.

FINN: Yes, but she makes an effort. You make excuses, and the bare minimum of effort.

[startyourfinn]

TEXT ✉️ HUDSMYTHE

SEBASTIAN: What’s your point?

SEBASTIAN: Ugh. I’ll just leave whenever she’s there. Or bring someone back myself.

FINN: There's a shred of you that tolerates me. You're not even being a total dick. Only a partial one. I think that's progress.

FINN: I've seen enough cock in the last six months alone than I have my entire life. There's nothing you could do that would faze me.

[startyourfinn]

TEXT ✉️ HUDSMYTHE

SEBASTIAN: And why exactly do I need to prove anything to you?

SEBASTIAN: No, it definitely is.

FINN: Because I'm broke and can't afford to switch roommates and you can, and yet...you stayed.

FINN: No deal.

[startyourfinn]

TEXT 📲 SINN

SAM: Dude, apparently sourdough bread takes ages, and my kids are gonna have kids by the time that it's ready - I'll take a grilled cheese over that any day! How do you make them, man?

FINN: Oh, it's super easy. Next time I go home, I'll grab my George Foreman grill and bring it to your dorm. It'll be a total party.

[startyourfinn]

TEXT ✉️ HUDSMYTHE

SEBASTIAN: I’m nice to plenty of people and I never asked you to break up with her. Don’t be ridiculous.

SEBASTIAN: If she’s pleasant, I’ll be happy to return the favor, but I won’t promise anything if she has her usual attitude with me.

FINN: Yeah? Name ten.

FINN: Basic human decency isn't conditional, you know.

[startyourfinn]

TEXT ✉️ HUDSMYTHE

SEBASTIAN: It’s completely different. I don’t want to see the friendly giant in bed with tiny dancer.

SEBASTIAN: Oh, this should be good.

FINN: Thank you for not calling me a T-Rex.

FINN: I know it'll kill you to be nice to her (or to anyone tbh), so I'm not gonna tell you to do that. But you do have to tolerate her,'cause I'm not breaking up with her to appease you or anyone, and tone down the snide remarks.

FINN: That or start getting it in your head to use the sock on the door. Your call.