[freepalest1ne]

[love]

this fucked me up

[thisblogdeadyeet]

[xpineapplethiefx]

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

[sobrietykilledtheteenager-blog]

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

dont quote me on this but im pretty sure weve only found baby giant squids so we dont actually know how big they can be

we also know like nothing about lobsters since most of them on the ocean floor and some marine scientists predict that, theoretically, there could be submarine sized lobsters

[princecarlton]

[accidental-muse]

this is all EXACTLY the way my brain works about the ocean.

[mercilessmime]

Y'all remember the leviathan from the movie Atlantis?

[catastrofe]

[son-of-persephone]

These are my last 2 brain cells

[latenights]

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

[fairylander]

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

[adventure-heart]

Tiny landscape paintings by Heidi Annalise Art.

[sentry-34]

@okaybuttfirstcoffee

[viralthings]

Hermit crab using a skull for a shell

[sovietshopaholic]

Reblog if you support goth crab

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[banana-bread-bastard-deactivate]

YES NONE PIZZA WITH THE LEFT BEEF

[eryn-n-g]

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

[myfairylily]

maridol777 

[trapper-john-deactivated2023030]

There Is Nothing Like A Nurse - S3 E10

[wlwbeauty-blog]

Concept: you’ve been married to your wife for 3 years. You wake up in your bed before she does, your nose cold but your body warm. Careful not to wake her, you get out of bed and your toes curl when your feet hit the cold floor. You brew a pot of coffee and take a cup, making sure to leave enough for her. You pull on a big sweater and walk out onto your deck, sitting in a big wood chair to look out over the forest. The leaves are orange and edged with frost. All is quiet as the sun rises over the trees. You hear the door opening behind you and your wife sits down next to you, wrapping the comforter from your bed around both of you shoulders. You sit there like that until the sun is well up and your coffee cups are empty.

[treygotguap]

Me tryna turn up with my friends knowing damn well I’m hurting inside and want to go home

[cutetextmsgs]

[habermannandsons]

[astrangerreplay-deactivated2019]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Some days I feel everything at once. Other days I feel nothing at all. I don’t know what’s worse: drowning beneath the waves or dying from the thirst.”

—

[erickimberlinbowley]