Bat!sib: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Tim: Those are Pokemon cards.
Bat!sib: You got a magikarp.
Tim:
Bat!sib: It means 'fuck you'.
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Bat!sib: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Tim: Those are Pokemon cards.
Bat!sib: You got a magikarp.
Tim:
Bat!sib: It means 'fuck you'.
Bat!sib: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Cass: Your life?
Bat!sib: I- well yes, but-
Bat!sib: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Jason: Bat!sib, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.
Bat!sib: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Jason: Well, I mean yeah.
Bat!sib: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.
Jason: Wait, you just made them?
Bat!sib: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Jason: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Bat!sib.
Jason: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
Tim: Alright.
Bat!sib: Hey, I-
Jason: SHUT UP!
Bat!sib: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Tim: It was bound to be stupid.
Bat!sib: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Dick: Um, make lemonade?
Bat!sib: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!
Tim: Bat!sib, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
Bat!sib: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!
Steph: Hey, Bat!sib? I need advice.
Bat!sib: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
Bat!sib: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Tim: But are you shuffling?
Bat!sib: Everyday.
Bruce: What language are you two speaking??
Dick: Act natural.
Bat!sib: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.
Dick: NO, that’s not what I meant! Act like it’s a normal day!
Bat!sib: My ‘normal’ days of late, consist of a lot of panic.
Dick: Will you just cooperate?
Bat!sib: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!
Bat!sib: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Jason: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Bat!sib: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Jason:
Bat!sib: Ladies, gentlemen and Dick, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Steph: A llama?
Bat!sib: No.
Steph : A baby llama?
Bat!sib: No!
Steph: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Bat!sib: NO!
Bat!sib: Tim, we tried things your way.
Tim: No, we didn't.
Bat!sib: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Dick: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Jason: IT.
Steph: Annabelle.
Tim: Paranormal Activity.
Bat!sib: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Dick: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).
Bat!sib: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).
Jason: How are you talking like that in real life?
Bat!sib: Witchcraft (derogatory).
Dick: Why are you guys acting like this?
Bat!sib: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.
Bat!sib: Can I borrow five dollars?
Tim: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?
Bat!sib: Of course.
Bat!sib: Not directly, but with my love and affection.
Tim: So that’s a no.
Bat!sib: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face?
Bruce: What?
Bat!sib: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?