Why the fuck would you go to war with stars? You fools.

my awful sideblog so i can reblog star wars without tagging SHIT

[starwahoo]

Someone: I really like the idea of Rey being a Solo! :) Can’t wait for the next movie to see if she is!!

Rey Skywalker theorists: 

[alicentsgf]

i don’t care who reys parents are i just want her to be happy and find a home and also for them to be han and leia

[johannathemad]

Rey and Dad Solo

[starwahoo]

Anakin: What the -- who are you supposed to be?!

Kylo Ren: I'm Kylo Ren!

Anakin: No no, you're that kid from the First Order! B - Bill - no...uh, BEN! BEN?!

Kylo Ren: My name is KYLO REN!

Anakin: Look, I've been nice. I let you keep my helmet and wear that goth outfit, but calling me for help --

Kylo Ren: No, you don’t have to worry about training me, I know all your moves, your lightsaber duels, favorite choking techniques, everything! I’M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!

[orcusivanth]

im sTILL LAUGHING AT THIS STUPID THING

[starwahoo]

how most of u see kylo ren:

how i see kylo ren:

[starwahoo]

my favorite thing about this post is how many ppl are tagging and kinkshaming their friends,, i love it

[therealmcgee]

Ben Organa Solo

[starwahoo]

Snoke: Oh my god, I love your lightsaber! Where did you get it?

Kylo Ren: I made it myself with a cracked kyber crystal.

Snoke: A cracked kyber crystal, so ingenious.

Kylo Ren: Thanks!

Snoke: [to General Hux] That's the dumbest fucking lightsaber I've ever seen.

[zawehzawah]

i really like the idea of rey picking flowers very carefully and like, then learning how to garden so they don’t have to die??? and being very emotional about it. touches leaf and feels big gay heart feel

sometimes eats one of them bc. well

[genderdroid]

i really like the idea of finn finding her w/leaves in her mouth

[zawehzawah]

she tries to make an excuse without thinking and just spits out leaves everywhere and finn is like ??? why????? do you do these things

[letitdienow]

[kiiiloren]

ben don’t tell me you’ve been talking to that weird redhead over the internet again x

[macbethoff]

Holding hands punishment

[macbethoff]

Get Along shirt

[hansolohandsthingstorey]

[julietstarwars]

All these theories about who Rey is related to are beginning to sound like:

[bayek-of-sivva]

when ur kylo ren and havent thrown a tantrum in 5 mins

[urdnot-deactivated20160419]

I don’t give two shits about kylo ren or his getting a redemption arc but if it will make general leia “didn’t deserve this” organa-solo happy I will drag his twenty-whine year old greasy pool noodle ass back into the light myself

[starwahoo]

Han: you look pretty

Leia: what?

Han: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY GOODNIGHT LEIA