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Hello, call me livi. this is just kinda a blog where I dump anything that I find funny or interesting. (Also sometimes I just randomly change the entire theme so yea that's a thing. Also profile pictures are not mine)

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob

[luminarai]

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

[zelda-and-princess-hyrule]

Trickle down therapy, when one person in your friend group is able to get therapy, and teaches the rest of the group some of the strategies they have learned

[mjalti]

sometimes I dress up for myself, sometimes I dress up to be Mysterious Beautiful Girl in the grocery store. depends.

[lmaonade]

pets are literal angels. forming a bond with these creatures we can’t communicate with through nothing but body language and actions is so so so special. it’s one of the craziest things ever. seeing an animal and a human love and depend on each other so much is so magical 

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[melessiaarts]

so this happened to me when i worked at a supermarket

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

remember when you bought a gaming console and all the things you needed to use the console was already in the console so you didnt have to go buy a bunch of other stuff and remember when you bought a game and you put the game in your console you could play the game immediately there was no downloads or subscriptions or dlc it was all right there in the game you bought do you remember tell me do you remember any of it

[dinuguan]

[anxietyproblem]

[swanlikembrace]

feel like pure shit i just wanna be silly with my friends at the grocery store again

[vcrcleaner]

Extremely City white people are so fucking weird they see a pic of a deer and theyre like "its an Old God, tell me the wisdom of the trees Forest Lord ... wow this is just like game of thrones" its a deer. Its a fucking stupid idiot animal it doesnt know shit

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I appreciate that so many cultures individually looked at a lizard and thought what if he was big as hell and had powers

[oceanflowerrs]

i have adhd and i can’t read your level 40 sarcasm

[awed-frog]

Okay but imagine you’re a tiny lizard living your humble & scaly life well hidden inside tomato leaves and then one day God starts leaving hills of brownies and avocado toasts three times the size of your head right by your front door.

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[fiendfluid]

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀