Jan 30, 2017
Where the fuck is everyone, indeed? Like, actually. Chicago gets 10 nice days a year. As everyone is keen to remind their seasonally-affected neighbors or the new intern, Gail, who just loves the view of Navy Pier from the 43rd floor of the KPMG building*: “You stay for the summers, Gail.” Chicago has two seasons and summer is still the standard three months.
There’s no way of knowing when this photo was taken—it might never have been taken at all! This is deep, mischevious Kraftwerk!
*CCWR NOTE: Unclear if KPMG has lake-facing views.