Cranberry Juice

Alvin "A.B." Benniton Statesman Agent Cranberry Juice Lab Techinician ✩ ɪɴᴅɪᴇ ᴋɪɴɢsᴍᴀɴ ᴏᴄ ✩ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ & sᴇᴍɪ-sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ✩ ᴍᴜɴ & ᴍᴜsᴇ 25+ ✩ sᴇᴍɪ-ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ✩ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀᴇɴᴛɪᴛʏ #sᴛᴀᴛᴇsᴄʀᴀɴʙᴇʀʀʏ

[statesmancranberry]

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@statesmancranberry​ liked for a starter!

He’s always had a bit of a thing for the gadgets that Kingsman had provided. That old-school, stereotypical James Bond-esque vibe that came with a poisoned blade concealed in one’s shoe, or a grenade disguised as something as benign as a lighter. It was just the right amount of tacky to have Eggsy volunteering to test them all out whenever the opportunity arose.

It was, perhaps, rather unsurprising that he’d taken to the same sort of behaviour when he was finally afforded the opportunity to mingle with the Statesman.

He tugs at his collar, wishes briefly that he was in his trackies and not a suit, “You’re Cranberry, yeah? Cranberry Juice, wha’ever-” antagonizing the man he was planning on hanging around with? Probably not the best idea. Oh well. “What you got ‘round here, then?”

He’d been looking at something in his microscope when the young kingsman came in. A.B. doesn’t look up till he’s addressed and Eggsy is met with a bit of a deadpan expression. “Mos’ jus’ call me Cranberry.... some call me Berry, please do not call me dhat dhough.” he says, his cajun accent a bit thicker than usual today (he usually made an effort to reign it in or no one would understand him half the time).

Cranberry pushes back from where he was standing and walks over to the young man. He clears his throat before speaking. “Dhis is the chemical research lab, I develop chemistry based weapons and gadgets.” He then offers his hands. “You mus’ be Galahad, I’ve heard a bit about you around the compound.”

[statesmancranberry]

The Rules&Info Page has been updated. Please go have a look at the mentioned updates.

[kingsmanmaster]

Lately, there has been some negativity roaming around the Kingsman Roleplay Community, so what better time to use our energy for good! I’ve therefore decided to make a Kingsman Rp’er masterlist which will make it much easier for all our lovely people to find other characters and blogs they want to follow. 

If you want to be added to the list, reblog this post adding your character and affiliation in your tags, and you’ll be added as soon as I get to it. OC’s are more than welcome and will be added under categories by gender and affiliation. 

I also suck at graphics, so it would be very kind of someone could make some nice header to add to make a post promoting the list. 

[kingsmanmaster]

I misunderstood the theme and for now, characters will be sorted under affiliation rather than verses. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[statesmancranberry]

musecollector‌:

Duke smiles, partly because of how Alvin yips at him and also because he had successfully managed to distract from the smart answer he normally loathed to give in front of people.

“Well, hot damn! Is that what this place is? Thought I was in the mess hall,” he sarcastically said before motioning to the object. “You gon’ tell me what it is, though, or you gonna keep me guessin’?”

He just stares at Duke like he’s going to strangle him and he takes ball, rubbing it in his palms a little before he looks at Duke, puts it in his palms, and them slaps their hands together, the ball bursts, and a foam forms over their hands. AB’s hands pulls out quickly and then he shakes the excess off. “Handcuffs.” he says right as the foam hardens around Duke’s hands. “Now you can’t touch anything.”

[statesmancranberry]

musecollector‌:

“If that’s the way you wanna take it, sure thing, but the meaning of relationship is two or more people bein’ connected,” he said without much thought, but the moment Duke realised what he’d said, he purposely picked up the most dangerous looking object in the lab and went to shake it. “The hell’s this thing do?”

AB looks at Duke like ‘you’re absolutely fucking with me right?’ but then he’s messing with something and Alvin snatches it from his hand. “Why do you insist upon shaking everythin!?” he gripes. “This is a chemistry lab!”

[statesmancranberry]

musecollector‌:

“Yeah, on a account of us bein’ friends? Unless I misunderstood the meanin’ of the word.”

“Relationship implies something much different.” he huffs out. “What’re you doin’ down here anyways?” he asks as he tries to busy himself with work.

[statesmancranberry]

“Don’t be such a--” he just looks at Duke. “Did you just say relationship?”

@musecollector [X]

[ggawain]

you should totally reblog/like this if you’re an active kingsman canon/oc blog so we can connect/write with each other. feel free to like it if you’ve got a kingsman VERSE (must be in your verse page).

[statesmancranberry]

Rules&Info Update

The rules&info page has been updated. Please take a moment to go and check the section that is listed as updated. Thank you.

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[statesmancranberry]

UPDATE

My Rules and Info page has been updated. Please take a moment to reviewed the updated section as listed in the updates section at the top.

[statesmancranberry]

RULES UPDATE

Alrighty folks, I have updated certain sections of ᴍʏ ʀᴜʟᴇs, please go give them a read through. The parts that have been updated are listed right at the top.

Thank you.

[statesmancranberry]

I can’t believe I have to state this, but:

If you don’t read my damn rules I will not be interacting with you. If you think I won’t be able to tell, you’re dead wrong.

[beaniesandmachetes-arc]

Send “👌👌👌” if you think I’ve done a good job with my OC. Bonus point if you explain what you like the most. 

[playerentity]

update

My Rules and Information page has been revised and rewritten. I formally request that everyone please give it a look through. It was previously worded a bit harshly, so I tried to tone that down, however I am still keeping things pretty blunt and honest.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[absoluterpmemetrash]

Smut Prompts

Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…

First - Our muses having their first time

Mouth - One of our muses going down on the other

In - Our muses involved in penetrative sex

Plunge - One of our muses fingering the other

Behind - Our muses having anal sex

Scratch - Our muses having rough sex

Voice - Our muses having phone sex

Pony - One muse riding the other

Beg - One of our muses denying the other their orgasm

Toys - One muse uses sex toys on the other

More - One muse has multiple orgasms

Play - Our muses roleplay in the bedroom

Video - Our muses watch pornography together

Speed - Our muses have a quickie

Blind - One muse blindfolds the other for sex

Worship - One muse worships the others body during sex

Control - One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex

Perform - One muse watching the other masturbate for them

Watch - One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner

Alone - One muse masturbating to the thought of the other

Bind - Our muses using restraints in the bedroom

Risky - Our muses having sex without protection

Motor - Our muses having sex in a car

Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel

Party - Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together

Nature - Our muses having sex outside

Pray - Our muses have sex in a house of worship

Sorry - Our muses having sex after an argument

Reunite - Our muses having sex after being apart for some time

Rub - Our muses take part in frottage/friction play

Slap - One muse spanks the other

Partition - One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other

Passing - Our muses have a one night stand

Domestic - Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple

Honeymoon - Our muses have sex as newlyweds

Celebrate - Our muses have sex on a holiday

Caught - Our muse get caught having sex by a third party

Friends - Our muses are friends with benefits

Wet - Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)

Coffee - Our muses have sex in the morning

Private - Our muses have sex in a closet

Math - Our muses have sex in the 69 position

Beast - One muse roleplays a pet or animal for the other

Veins - Our muses indulge in bloodplay

Create - Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive

Flowering - Our muses have sex while one is pregnant

Gasp - Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom

Lock - One muse uses a chastity device on the other

Whisper - One muse dirty talks the other

Liquor - Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol

Influence - Our muses decide to try something  they read about/saw in a movie

Exposed - Our muses take part in exhibitionism

Warning - Our muses try some more dangerous sex

Silent - One muse gags the other

Past - Our muses have sex in a historical AU

Shame - One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game

Doctor - One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay

Reflect - Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror

Greed - Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex

Strap - One muse pegs the other

Throne - One muse sits on the other’s face

Magic - Our muses have sex as part of a ritual

Feel - Our muses engage in sensation play

Soldier - Our muses play with a military/uniform kink

Holy - One muse belongs to a religious order, and the other seduces them out of celibacy.

Survival - Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm

Finale - Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm

Heal - One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner

Goodbye - Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other

Slumber - One muse has a sex dream about the other