[mtfoss]

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

[sillyseacreature]

He is indeed a guy

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[kaaya-d]

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[pokkin]

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

[zegalba]

Nintendogs Promo on a 1951 Volkswagen Dogmobile (2005)

[simena]

Jette Stoltz

[beauvilliers]

The Carolina Hurricanes are headed to the Stanley Cup Final for the first time since 2006!

Stanley Cup Playoffs 2026: Round 3, Game 5 Montreal Canadiens @ Carolina Hurricanes | May 29, 2026

[beauvilliers]

Stanley Cup Playoffs 2026: Round 3, Game 5 Montreal Canadiens @ Carolina Hurricanes | May 29, 2026

[mevil]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[holespoles]

Carrie Liao - Alien visitor

[randydotcom-deactivated20250628]

i lowkey need you so bad

complete my obstacle course and then we’ll talk

[sistertaxon]

listen, i hate grogu as much as everyone else. But you CAN NOT let that spill over into hating baby yoda. Grogu is an annoying marketing gimmick from a blockbuster megacorporation. Baby Yoda is a LITERAL CHILD STAR being taken advantage of by basically every adult in his life. If you know anything about child stars you know how they're treated. We know from whistleblowers they're making him pull 12 hour filming days (again, as a LITERAL CHILD), and he's almost certainly not interacting with kids his age; they can do whatever they want to him because he doesn't have the experience to know any better. We already know they've got him on ozempic, god knows what the fuck else they have him on.

And before anyone brings it up, I DON'T CARE about how he acted at the met gala. He shouldn't have even been there in the first place, he's a child, of course he's going to act out, and he's been conditioned basically since birth to think that's okay because again. EVERY SINGLE ADULT IN HIS LIFE IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. He's literally the victim here and Disney is encouraging this. Until you all get a lot more youthlib i don't want to fucking hear your opinions on baby yoda.

[littlestpersimmon]

Recent portraits of cats I painted for people :]

[littlestpersimmon]

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[fastest-punslinger-in-the-west]

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

[april]