- ̗̀ 𝐎𝐍 / 𝑨𝑰𝑹 .

𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐍 ✕︰❛ 𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 . want me to love you in moderation well, who do you think you're talking to?

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・+ SOME MIGHT CALL ME MAD . * ━ private and canon divergent interpretation of ALASTOR from hazbin hotel ; a study in vengeance and the horseman of war. hosted by 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐌 | #STATICHECK !

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I wake up and the first thing I see is someone saying Alastor has a small pp are you for real -

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because my babes are also back and we talked about this on our discord chat: alastor completely cutting ties with the vees being so fresh since they did so before disappearing for seven years in our canon??? i am so emo about it.

[notherpuppet]

ily ily ily 🥰🖤🩶🤍💜

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Haven't been here so long my account got archived 💀

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+ ❛ 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐎, 𝑶𝑳𝑫 𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑫? ❜ Through the grapevine do they discover the whispers of a gathering — a little spark of energy and their arrival is within the confines of a VoxTek limousine interior.

A teacup, spoon and saucer held against vermillion leather as long legs cross over the other, mindful of the flared pants. Careful digits would pluck an invitation from the bundle of handouts tucked inside the compartment behind the gear shift, and with a quick little look over the fancy invitation, the Radio Demon perks up at the owl with a grin. ❛ Oh, @mediafeind, I do hope you made plans to invite yours truly. You know how I adore a good party. ❜

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Even tho my ass is getting beat with the flu ( again ), at least I get to witness Travis being knighted as a Tumblr Hot Boi Successor. Fuck that Onceler guy.

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so is travis a tumblr hot boi now?

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"You hear that, folks? Censoring voices even those of their own company, is what VoxTek ( @voxistem ) considers a vibrant and productive approach to running a business. Doesn't seem very trustworthy to me."

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fyi al has only ever been intimate with vox and maybe the vees so if anyone else were to hit on them now,,,,, get ready for your hands to get chopped off and get eaten 😉

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I'm pulling up my big person pants and working on Alastor tomorrow so they can discredit the false information that @voxistem is putting out there 🫵🤨🤨

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The tricky part about my Alastor having been friends w/ the Vees since the Middle Ages is that I get to have fun breaking down and shifting things in their timeline. I'll have to do a full revamp of my blog but 90% of the head canons are staying since this version of the muse is so far gone from canon that the few things that became canon for me and a mutual is -> * bullet points ahead / spoilers under the cut.

Alastor continues to be a harbinger of nature. Nature vs. Man. Nature vs. Technology. Alastor choosing not to take on their demon form to be more agile?? Yes. And the big one was the use of their shadow to slingshot them across the expanse of the Entertainment District. I've had that locked down in my head canons as something they would do totally not Dishonored II inspired pfft. Omg I love Emily Kaldwin <33. I was also screaming to @voxistem about their demon form of Vox becoming canon.

There's a high chance that Rosie may still be Lilith and that she's the one who most likely sent Alastor to the hotel and continues to to protect her daughter. I love their bond. It's two friends that are comfortable in each other's dangerous presence and they continue to vibe even after an argument. They move on quickly from turmoil and work together. It's great!

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Bitches I had this sitting in my drafts and forgot to expand and post on it and the friendship part aged so incredibly well because we know that Alastor, Valentino and Velvette really don't have much beef with each other.

I love it honestly? I don't take this show too seriously anymore and the plots/timelines I have created with my friends make canon divergent ideas like these so interesting to look back at.

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alastor, when vox throws a tantrum : 🍿🍷 alastor, when adam decides to mobilize his forces : i fucking hate this prick

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al : you're mid at best 🤨

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Hey folks, I've returned and I'll be here for the remainder of the night. I'm not comfortable being on Vox atm and I need to think about whether I want to continue writing for him or not. I'll touch on this more when the episodes have passed a couple of days, otherwise, I'm going to try and clean up my Alastor blog.

[notherpuppet]

“Look who joined the team! 📻♥️ #livinglegend #hot100 #goham”

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