Static Transmissions

35 He/Him Mostly just here for cute animals and shitposting.

[uss-edsall]

one of the tabs open on my computer is this video and I think I might have a problem. I never close the tab and every time I look through my tabs during the day, I watch it again and link it to somebody to make them suffer

[dailycatsblog]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

attention patients, your chemotherapy is being replaced with a salvo of AIM-54 Phoenix missiles. please stand very still.

[catchymemes]

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[3000s]

[the-big-mood]

[the-big-mood]

[catgirl-kaiju]

Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.

[catgirl-kaiju]

There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[nimis-weakest-napling]

She's gone

[droawsy]

portraits of utility poles

[should-be-sleeping]

My autistic child got so excited upon seeing someone else portraying their special interest. What great art.

Behold: every utility pole from our house to their school.

[droawsy]

!!!!!!!

This is so beautiful! Your child is an amazing artist. Thank you so much for sharing. I'm very moved right now.

[tamamita]

Yippie

[anton--rayne]

[straycatj]

vacation time

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]

[wanderinghalo27]

Shout out to one of the funniest sports graphics I've ever seen

[swarnpert]

had little caesar pizza for the first time this guy was 100% correct