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Gemini ~ INFP ~ Vegetarian ~ Half German

[phansterdam]

A Therapy Session For Homophobic People

[unsupervisedfrolicking]

[allthesmallwords]

the greatest scene in all of modern cinema

[grape-chellyy]

I was trying to explain this scene to my coworker the other day. He had no clue lol.

[deerinspotlight]

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

[squeakykins]

I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.

[blome3kissesbitch]

I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities

[blome3kissesbitch]

P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them

[naamahdarling]

Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them.  I just don’t need to blink very often!

Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it.  I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!

It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful.  They aren’t!  They just AREN’T DOGS.

[radfemblack]

Pour les chats 🐈💞

[koryfos3]

When you realize you are gay and start smoking weed 

[memewhore]

[angealainn-deactivated20230701]

I thought it was tricarbon potassium monoxide

[kimpossibooty]

You would not believe your guts

If ten million of deez nuts

[moondoor-representative]

I read this to the tune of “fireflies”

[kimpossibooty]

Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that

[thebutterflybabe]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

[922703]

[bingomann]

reblog for good luck

[chilcanos-blog]

[sixpenceee]

In case you weren’t aware, deaf people swear just as much as the rest of us - they’re just able to do it a little more discreetly. YouTube channel Cut has helped us all join in on the fun by posting a video in which 7 deaf people show how to say all of your favorite curse words in American Sign Language, and it’s so much more fun than just flipping the bird. (Source)

[the-perks-of-being-lost]

I’m about have bitches so SHOOK.

[thomaholland]

[mugglesofficial]

im SCREAMIBG

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

YOU ARE KIDDING ME

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[redactedc]

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

[totallyboardaf]

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩

[lobstersonskateboards]

It was definitely necessary

[sovietsofficial]

Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008)

[feazelblahg]

So is Sia like the coolest person to ever exist or something?? What kind of person comes standard with ninja moves

[citadel-souvenirs]

Isn’t she like 50

[staunen]

This isn’t even Sia. It’s Taylor Momsen lol

[etherealtattoos]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLSg6BTjnOe/

[staunen]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[f0xjaw]

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