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They've chopped his dick off lad

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nm i love futbol again, SENEGAL RRRRREKK

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nm, the world cup is a fundamentally irredeemable tournament

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SOMEBODY HAS TO TURN LUKAKU AND TIELEMANS INTO CHICKENS FOR THAT GAME

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THE BOSTON CELTICS CAN GO T HELL

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CONGO

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I love the blonde hair some of the Ecuador players have going on, it feels like when a friend group decides on doing similar hairstyles during school holidays

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These two not playing against each other because Germany is evil and had to pay for their footballing sins; Paraguay saved me because I would have been devastated at either outcome

I love that the Bayern admins had the team do this photoshoot when they were in America for the CWC last year

My favourite picture of them, they look so cozy

This is one of my favourite second half of the season, Jamal coming back from his injury and Michael being a game changer, inject it into my fucking veins

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Summerville, he moves me

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Me being interested in a winger, not surprised. Wingers are like sirens to me

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He would be better than Gittens and Garnacho because watching him play doesn't make me want to hurt myself, and West Ham got relegated so...CHELSEA FC PLEASE

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THAT PEN MISS MEANS NOTHING, WE HAVE COLE PALMER FOR THAT AND HE'LL OCCASIONALLY MISS THOSE TOO

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IF CHELSEA GET THIS DONE AND OFFLOAD GARNACHO AND/OR GITTENS, MY LIFE IS THEIRS (within reason ofc)

Also, rewatched his pen specifically, and it was a good one, the keeper just read it properly and saved it

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I swear this game was supposed to start at 3??

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Postponed due to thunderstorms,

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I swear this game was supposed to start at 3??

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WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME TONIGHT KING??

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They were phenomenal

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If football were fair, Michael would get MOTM, but it's not so it's unlikely he will

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ANOTHER ASSIST FROM MICHAEL, DANKE

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Can't say what I want because I'll be accused of being a witch, batlore ka loya

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ANOTHER ASSIST FROM MICHAEL, DANKE

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Mara do we see how he's more effective wide out than in the middle???

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I hope they understand that if Michael gets injured I will not be okay

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He's so irritating, I love him