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Hi! I'm 29, and my favorite pastime is reblogging dumb shit on Tumblr Dot Com (they/he)

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[wanderindove]

HES COMING FOR YOU. RUN.

[jeanritchie]

hey man is it cool if i bring my pet airpod. no worries if not

[i-will-recover-tomorrow]

[i-will-recover-tomorrow]

[goddteeth]

i will never leave this house

[vintage-tigre]

[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[ojibwa]

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

[ojibwa]

this is it. this is the photo of all time

[supreme-leader-stoat]

SNUG

[wrenchinator-central]

Comfy even

[ojnah]

[de-pilo-pendet]

Insomnia has a way of pulling everyone out of me

[strange-aeons]

🔪

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[icaruspendragon]

she julius on my ceasar til i stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab

[archeogeist]

Bad news. They got rid of all the trinkets at the thrift store. All the bricabrac is gone. Not a tchotchke in sight. No more knicknacks. Not even a single thingamajig remains. Do not go in there and ask for a bauble. They'll call you a stupid little dummy. They'll tell you to get fucked. Who do you think you are, coming in here, trying to buy a doodad. Does this look like a gewgaw store?! Not anymore, nitwit! Get outta here!!