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ruinedchildhood

sucksandblows

#wow everything is right in the world #the things that truly matter

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#this will always be my favorite post #favorite

doyouhaveabigbananana

God bless Australian morning news.

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they’re both so cute omg help

#so cute

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every night when my gf strokes my peanus i laugh at her cause lol shes touchin a dudewang, thats so gay. “your gay” i say to her “your literally so gay, touchin mandong. thats what gay dudes do.” haha. ive been single for 3 years

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also this video won best in show at the amv contest

it totally deserved it

#Favorite

aspergersissues

There’s something about getting advice from dogs that I like.

Workouts are the antichrist but lookin hella raw in my sweat

#me

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life is really serious and miserable but

we put other people’s genitals in our mouths as a sign of affection

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the-absolute-funniest-posts

zeeday:

good to see we have our priorities in order

#i really wanna be president but id pick pokemon trainer over it anyday

sassysluteverforever

What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?

For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via ohtheherondales)