Live your own life

[emmy4keri]

[soivechangedmypleatoguilty]

[msmarvel]

Evans suggested that when they bump into each other, they do what friends often do after being apart for a while: assess each other’s haircuts. In some ways, they’ve swapped styles. Thor has gotten a clean-cut trim, while Cap is sporting the ragged locks and beard.

“I’ll be like, ‘Short hair now? Good choice,’” Evans says, while miming a right hook against an invisible Outrider.

“And I’ll go, ‘Yours too. The beard. Very ­rugged,’” Hemsworth says.

— Behind the scenes of Avengers: Infinity War, EW

[africanaquarian]

person: i really like you.

½ of me: why?

the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing

[micdotcom]

Watch: Girl, same.

[amitafeenia-deactivated20151116]

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

[consolecadet]

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

[samwesson]

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[submiss0r]

[baetology]

I want attention and affection and intimacy and mushy shit.

[charmancler]

when someone asks what i want to do with my life

[ivymic-deactivated20160110]

I hate when textbooks try and throw in a dry joke stfu we’re not friends just tell me what i need to know and bounce

[naturaekos]

“I like people too much or not at all. I’ve got to go down deep, to fall into people, to really know them.”

Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via naturaekos)

[sugars]

Why do people say “oh I can’t eat that it’s breakfast” time is a man made concept and I’m ready for this popcorn chicken

[petitetiaras]

[srsfunny]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

God is trying to apologize

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

“Oh shit, my bad bruh”

[clarknokent]

He must’ve went to hell for that 14 minutes