The Meme Pirate

all content has been honestly stolen from other platforms

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flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

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Things to look for in this:

Fish

Eyes

Body

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Building a tree house is so brutal for trees.

"Here, I just killed your friend. How about you hold him now?"

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If you think I'm talking a lot of bullshit: you have no idea about my thoughts.

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"I want to have a second child."

"Yeah, I didn't like the first one either."

"What?"

"What?"

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My mother: "I think my phone is broken. I have to recharge it every week."

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Anti-aging creme works best against wrinkles when applied onto the mirror.

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"Hey, do you also have one of those step counters?"

"No, I'm starting slow. I have a motion detector."

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Wondering if bank employees look through my account and think, "What the hell is that guy doing?"

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The more social the job, the more anti-social the wages.