Really need to think of a Title

Fight me Irl

[nonamenonewhatsoever]

[nonamenonewhatsoever]

[bace-jeleren]

Today a customer at self-checkout was having trouble with her avocadoes and I came over and told her the machine needed her to input how many she had because we charge avocadoes by amount and not by weight. And this woman turned to me, angrier than a woman just buying some produce at 7 am should be and said “I SHOULDN’T BE EXPECTED TO KNOW HOW MANY THERE ARE”. Like I didn’t even have anything to say in response to that, I just sort of apologized and looked in her damn bag and typed in the amount for her.

She had two whole, entire avocadoes by the way.

[shencomix]

For sharing:

Long-ways | Square-ways

[souryellows]

ask not for whom the taco bell tolls; it tolls for thee

[suribot]

[ghdos-blog]

The two smartest men on the planet.

[nicolrene-deactivated20130906]

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

[forecastiel]

This is unreal

[fukushima-kamikrazee-war-boy]

Nobody thought to say Happy

[dangerbooze]

It would be a lie

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

whore

[dangerbooze]

cunt

[formeregalitarianaquagirl-blog]

Christ

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m gonna make a sandwich then go back to playing video games and being dramatically depressed for no real reason, in case you all were wondering which I assume you were

[lucifurby]

date a girl who

you like

[stealingthedeclaration-blog]

Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!

Me: But you only gave me one tangerine...

Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!

[ubuyo]

[stealingthedeclaration-blog]

Me after watching the Switch presentation

[greatdarknoodleking-deactivated]

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

“I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb”

[d0sesand-mimosas]

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

[thepigeongazette]

one screw to make, one screw up to take

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

[no-templars-here]

player: that’s not in the rules!

GM:

[obiwan-kenobabe]

I made a Star Wars vine compilation because what the heck

[tintinintibet]

Glowing 10000 Degree Hot Knife vs. Elderly Man

[tintinintibet]

[cosmicrew]

a minor inconvenience: *happens*

me: