Nobody expects the Cuddly Inquisition!

Cuddly here! I'm a known plague doctor fanatic and general space head. My reblog times are as varied as my interests. If you have any comments or questions, feel free to drop a line!

[polartss]

Suddenly I'm holding the world in my arms

[eerna]

wait for me, I'm coming

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Kitty cats will curl up into such a round circle

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[monster2003]

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 29

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Official joy and whimsy post

[junglejim4322]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[frogmoss1]

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.