` fletcher, m ( mundvngus ) .
@steelbones sent me “You ever hear the expression the simplest answer is often the correct one?” ( meme. accepting. )
“Yeah, I’ve also heard the expression that money can’t buy happiness, and that’s a load of arseshit, too,” he points out while chewing on his sandwich. “Money’s everything, we all know that.” Mundungus shifts his focus, trying not to think of any more sayings that were a whole lot of nonsense ( his mind wandered easily, though, too easily ) and he struggles, for a moment. And so he chews. And thinks. “Alright, Doc — fine, imagine your dumb statement was true —– how do you figure out what the simplest answer is?” If Mundungus had one talent, it was changing the conversation topic with ease, straying away from what any other party might want to talk about. “Isn’t simplicity subjective? A mere social construct?”
" that right ? because i’m fine skirting along on my shite, underpaid bartender job. ” doc fiddles with a cigarette box sitting on his kitchen counter, huffing when he finds it empty. a few beats later and its unceremoniously pelted at dung’s chest. “ at least ask before ya’ finish off my cigs, dick. ” caradoc attempts to keep up with mundungus’ wandering train of thought as he hops up onto the countertop and leans back against a cupboard. “ the simplest answer is what requires the least thought. the exact opposite of whatever dung logic you’re putting me through right now, actually. ”
