though she be but little, she is fierce

millie | 30 | scotland mental state: spicy

[charitydinglez]

Right. hang on a minute, go back a bit. What’s that got to do with anything?

[sugdensquad]

the thing that gets me about robert sugden in 2014 is that people talk about him like he was this smooth, confident operator when actually he was completely unhinged. because explain to me, in detail, how the thought process went:

"i fancy this deeply hostile, permanently scowling mechanic who barely tolerates my existence."

normal person: maybe i'll flirt with him. robert sugden: i'm going to fake car trouble. normal person: so he'll stop and help? robert sugden: no. i'm going to specifically call HIM and lure him out to a deserted country lane. normal person: why? robert sugden: so we can make out in secret. normal person: does he know that's why you're asking him to come? robert sugden: absolutely not.

and somehow this WORKED????? aaron dingle actually turns up, takes one look at the situation and goes "hang on, your car's fine." at which point robert doesn't even attempt a convincing lie. he basically shrugs and goes "yeah. anyway." and almost immediately starts trying to kiss him. that's not confidence. that's the behaviour of a man whose frontal lobe has been completely overtaken by raging lust.

the funniest part is that this plan had approximately seventeen points of failure. aaron could have refused to come. he could have driven away. he could have told him to get stuffed. he could have punched him.

instead robert rolled the dice on the most ridiculous scheme imaginable and won. 2014 robert sugden saw this sharp-edged, angry little gremlin of a man and thought: yes. i will stage a mechanical emergency in order to smooch him on a rural road.

certifiable behaviour. no notes.

[isabellaofparma]

robron messages

[sugdensquad]

the thing that gets me about robert sugden in 2014 is that people talk about him like he was this smooth, confident operator when actually he was completely unhinged. because explain to me, in detail, how the thought process went:

"i fancy this deeply hostile, permanently scowling mechanic who barely tolerates my existence."

normal person: maybe i'll flirt with him. robert sugden: i'm going to fake car trouble. normal person: so he'll stop and help? robert sugden: no. i'm going to specifically call HIM and lure him out to a deserted country lane. normal person: why? robert sugden: so we can make out in secret. normal person: does he know that's why you're asking him to come? robert sugden: absolutely not.

and somehow this WORKED????? aaron dingle actually turns up, takes one look at the situation and goes "hang on, your car's fine." at which point robert doesn't even attempt a convincing lie. he basically shrugs and goes "yeah. anyway." and almost immediately starts trying to kiss him. that's not confidence. that's the behaviour of a man whose frontal lobe has been completely overtaken by raging lust.

the funniest part is that this plan had approximately seventeen points of failure. aaron could have refused to come. he could have driven away. he could have told him to get stuffed. he could have punched him.

instead robert rolled the dice on the most ridiculous scheme imaginable and won. 2014 robert sugden saw this sharp-edged, angry little gremlin of a man and thought: yes. i will stage a mechanical emergency in order to smooch him on a rural road.

certifiable behaviour. no notes.

[sugdensquad]

um.... so....

i wrote a fic? for robron? i guess?

who knows. i definitely don't. but i miss writing for them and the content looks good for them again so... i'm doing this i suppose? anyway, if you're interested, the link is below. as always it's an au and will be filled with angst. some things never change.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85819861/chapters/226837566

[alright-fuckhead]

[aarondingle]

You can stick your money! Who do you think you are?                              Alright mate. I’m only trying to say thanks.                                                Well I don’t want your thanks and I’m not your mate!

[toastandhoodies]

Lovely Aaron (with Finn, Vic and Ross) 4 years today. 18th September 2014

[robron-gifs]

[sorenkingsley]

[aarondingle]

[aarondingle]

[grumpy-aaron-dingle]

EMMERDALE 30 DAY CHALLENGE

FAVOURITE CHARACTERS [2/6] - Aaron Dingle

[kev-sugden]

Emmerdale | 22.02.2018

[usertoxicyaoi]

yeah. yeah, that’s right. well you should have listened to him.

bonus:

[foreverrhapsody]

#‘I dont hate you’ but do you love me? did you ever love me? was there a version of me you could have loved?#crazy how everything you need to understand robert is in this single scene

[petebarton]

Robert Week 2026:  ↳ Day two: Who was it! It doesn't matter. It does to me! (aired 11 Nov 2015)

[robsugdens]