⧠  THE  VAMPIRE  DIARIES  PROMPTS  !  (  PART  I  .  )
* A MIXTURE OF TVD S1 - S2 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .
â You left that girl alive tonight. That was very careless of you.. â
â I promised you an eternity of misery, so Iâm just keeping my word.. â
â But wherever you go, people die.. â
â I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun. â
â Are these bites going to turn me into a vampire? â
â I like being the eternal stud. â
â You have a lot more insults in you, I can tell. â
â Everything you know, and every belief that you have, is about to change. â
â Iâm getting really bored and really impatient, and I donât do bored and impatient. â
â How many more animal attacks is this town gonna believe, huh? â
â Iâve been in love. Itâs painful, pointless, and overrated. â
â Tip for later - be careful who you invite in the house. â
â I promise I will keep your secret, butâŠI canât be with you. â
â Itâs so not what youâre craving, but itâll do in a pinch. â
â Our values and our actions, they define who we are. â
â How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that youâve done? â
â This daylight thing is a bitch! I need more blood! â
â Well, your life was pathetic; your afterlife doesnât have to be. â
â You confuse me for someone with remorse.. â
â Why does everybody have to die on me? â
â Uh, have you met you? Youâre not a nice person. â
â After a century, I finally realized death means nothing without you. â
â I couldnât miss your hundredth andâŠwhatever birthday. â
â You saved my life - Iâm sparing yours. Weâre even. â
â Itâs not like the welcome wagon was waiting with a bunk cake and a handbook. â
â You promise not to do that mind-control-thing with me? â
â Vampires canât procreate. But we love to try. â
â Itâs not like we all hang out at the âvamp bar and grillâ. â
â You knowâŠyou were there in the road, all âdamsel in distressâ-like. â
â You just found out that your boyfriend is a vampire. â
â Now you remember that. Because itâs never happening again. â
â If I see something I havenât seen before, Iâll throw a dollar at it. â
â What if your blood hasnât passed out of her system?! â
â You went in there not knowing if you could come back out? â
â Is that a vampire thing? âCause I read vampires donât like running water. â
â First rule about vampires: donât believe anything you read. â
â So you want a pity turn? I donât think so. â
â You should turn me âcause I donât have anything else. â
â Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night. â
â Can you just not joke around for two seconds? â
â Weâll just add it to the growing list of how everythingâs falling apart. â
â Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend. â
â You know this vampire problem is real, right? Itâs a potential bloodbath. â
â Do you wanna hear the bad news, or the really bad news? â
â I wanted to feed on him, and it took everything inside of me not to do it. â
â I have this hunger inside of me that Iâve never⊠Iâve never felt before in my entire life â
â Does that mean youâre okay, now, with all the cravings? â
â You were playing house with half of a tomb of really pissed-off vampires.. â
â Iâm talking about the fact that youâre a closet blood junkie. â
â Thereâs that switch - sometimes it goes off and you snap⊠â
â If youâre just gonna mock me, could you move along, please? â
â He has a fridge, full of stolen blood bank contraband, in the house. â
â Normal to a vampire is drinking human blood, but heâs spent all this time fighting it. â
â I wanted to drain every ounce of blood from that girlâs body. â
â I like being a living dead person. â
â So either kill me or compel me, because I donât believe it. â
â Iâm a vampire. Whatâs your excuse? â
â Come on, donât pout about it. We got a body to bury. â
â Why are you looking at him with your serious vampire look? â
â What do you know about werewolves? â
â You knew that they were going to burn the vampires in the church? â
â So, can you like do a hocus-pocus to ace a test? â
â That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard! â
â It must be painful to desiccate and mummify. I canât even imagine. â
â Torture me, keep me captive, drain me of blood until my body turns to dust. â
â We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time. â
â You know, if you wanna see me naked all you have to do is ask. â
â What is up with that family? Theyâre not vampires, what the hell are they? â
â Iâm just happy thatâs a, uhâ a blood bag and not a sorority girl supplying your dinner. â
â At least if youâre a vampire, you donât have to feel bad about it if you donât want to. â