[constructreese]

By far the funniest thing in the entire manga to date

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[tsubasaclones]

you look at me, i look at you with nothing to say

[taylortut]

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU

[arguablysomaya]

batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.

[tamamita]

Yeah like, could you imagine a Batman who laughs?

[countesschewi]

[shibesky]

these guys SUCK

[starcre8tor]

probably their first bigshot celebration....alot to unpack 😊

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

 The Scarecrow

↳ Top 5 Costume Designs

[ctrl-zen]

[twoblogger]

In the 1900s they would just let fucking anyone go to antarctica as long as you had enough wrong with you

[mailboxxi]

sleeping prince 🌹

for a twt dtiys! (@/R_oci_0)

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

after watching the shrek movie i politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss.

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

liar.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

Ok i did the shrek walk. this site sucks anyway

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

Spell of make all your old injuries hurt again just real fuckin bad

[temporarynameiwillchange]

Scurvy

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

Shit you’re right I just invented scurvy again.

Oh well.

Spell of scurvy I guess

[micshrewart]

i give u, chubby carol ferris

[thebellekeys]

"i do not dream of labour" is one of the worst pseudo-marxist taglines that western leftists have co-opted because when you ask them what they do dream of, they say traveling, studying, and creating art. broski, who's flying the plane to take you to prague? who's the security at the library with the texts you're studying? who are the clerks in the museum showcasing your art? like bro, you do dream of labour. you just dream of someone else doing it so you don't have to! you merely want to outsource the labour and make it invisible.

[markovchaingang]

everyone's like "i'm experimenting with gender" but can't even state their hypothesis or name their control variables. very unscientific. your gender is not passing peer review

[official-doctor-robotnik]

LITERALLYYYY AS A MAD SCIENTIST IT PMO :/

[rabbit-piece]

Writing and characterizing Luffy is really just trying to decide the ratios between

- Luffy pretending to be stupid to put someone at ease or make them lower their guard

- Luffy pretending to be stupid because there’s complicated political shit happening that he can’t be bothered to deal with and he wants someone else to do the thinking for him

- Luffy seemingly pretending to be stupid so he can drop some insane brilliant iconic move only what actually happened was that the genius solution to the problem seemed so obvious and straightforward to him that he didn’t bother to explain it to anybody because he honestly didn’t think he had to

- Luffy seeming stupid because he has a very clear understanding of the power scale, potential risks, and capability of his crew, and he knows for a fact they can handle just about anything so he doesn’t need to pay attention too all the warnings and the planning and the whatever. Teehee gum gum go boing because Taking Fights Seriously is for people who can’t dog walk warlords

- And Luffy genuinely sincerely just being extremely fucking stupid.