If The Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device inbox quotes
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“Try and keep to subjects that won’t make me want to destroy the entire galaxy with my transcendent Bowel-movements.”
“I would like to remind you, young [man/lady], that I am the motherfucking [whatever supposed position of power]”
“I thought you were suppose to be charismatic when persuading people to [blank]”
“I [am/do], because I know you secretly like this!”
“OKAY! We are stopping- RIGHT HERE! The guardsman just dropped dead, time to make a 180, and drastically change the subject!”
“They are completely redundant- in ANY threat-record -and I am sick to death of them bring brought up all the time, ‘cause there’s never any fucking REASON TO!”
“I hope all this repressed anget isn’t from some psuedo weird first-hand experience.”
“I’m taking the side of reason in this debate, and my reason is telling me that you are very biased in this discussion.”
“Then tell me, how would they benefit my goals?”
“As long as I’m not shown any of that eye-watering, xenololifutanari Slaanesh-tier vore garbage, it’s alright!”
“They can’t even fight in melee!”
“Oh well, I’ve said it now so why stop here?”
“Seriously, what is the fucking point in making a [insert object] controlled by your own [insert body part] if you’re not gonna use it to [form of melee attack] the shit outta things?!”
“Oh my sweet [missing body part / psychological concept] that was once used for greater things!”
“How the fuck can they claim to be "Oh so honourabruu” when they won’t even pick up sharpened piece of metal to shank you with?!“
"That’s 1 to 1 so far! Keep it up!”
“Oh! I do love me some good story-time!”
“[Everything/nothing] you just said sounded pretty damn worthy of my attention!”
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