please dont salt the snails

fails trails and life long snails

[artemykairyak]

[stekla]

this is it

[kaijuno]

So you’re just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

[frankocean]

for $600. ayye :’)

[1010ll]

[motiya]

thinking of the energy that vs angel adrianna lima had when she said something like “it’s flattering to know men desire me…but then i remember a man would also fuck a mcchicken.”

[frankocean]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[jackisreallycool]

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

[dailyraccoons]

[sickfuture]

[mossful]

snail and a heart-shaped fungus

[disgustingplants]

You can do better girl!!!!!

[bandtshirt]

[thepowerofblackwomen]

HBO’s Insecure has mastered the cinematographic art of properly lighting black faces. Diversity matters!

[jayymars]

I love this can I please get more of this on my dash people

[dadcrone]

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

[goddamngeckogirl]

The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’

[littlekiwi37-archive]

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

[agarotado27dejunho]

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

[showuslove]

[stekla]

some skater boy yelled “i hope you sleep good tonight” at a crusty department store...

it was a nice thought to have someone care about your sleep 

[twilightpb]