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Can you send me the HTML version of this image?

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Me: Okay, since we’re crunched for time I need you to prioritize these changes. Give me the most important change first, the second most important change second, etc etc. That way I can do what’s most important in time.

Client: Okay.

I pushed through until deadline, targeting the key issues and getting everything essential done in time.

Me: Here’s my final version to push to live.

Client: What are you talking about? You haven’t finished half of our first priorities?

Me: I asked you to list your top priorities in order – I worked to your list.

Client: Yeah, that didn’t work for us, because EVERYTHING was top priority. We just gave you an alphabetical version.

For the record, of the 117 “top priorities,” they wanted: * Setting backgrounds to a slightly different color * Shifting Headlines 5px left * Changing Button Colors

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I didn’t want you to design my website! I wanted you to teach me how to do it because I want to design it myself! You’re a terrible professional!

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The entire website needs to be designed above the fold. No one likes to scroll.

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reminds me of many....

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Frank Stella, Flin Flon VI, 1970

This is your brain. This is your brain on possibility.

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I was asked to create a CMS for a client after having worked on the backend platform of their site. They weren’t quite sure what they wanted, so I decided to use Wordpress to give them some flexibility down the road.

Instead of USING the CMS, though, people with zero experience designing web pages have been editing pages and adding new ones by just copy/pasting my work.

Client: Why does this page look like this? Why aren’t those images the same size?

Me: I don’t know who put those there and I didn’t create that other page, but I could fix it and make it look nice.

Client: It shouldn’t have to be fixed, I pay you to make my website.

Me: Yes, but you don’t pay me to moderate your employees’ page edits.

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don’t pay me to moderate your employees’ page edits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!