[stellamitch]

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Larries are terrified of this book! Not a single reference to secret gay relationships. It's all about girls, groupies, drugs, smashing up hotel rooms ... so lots of focus on Louis, Zayn and Liam.

[stellamitch]

>>><<<

Gina is getting VERY exasperated with the Louis fandom but what does she expect when Louis presents as straight, says he's straight, and calls Larries out for believing he's gay?

[spade-riddles]

Spade, do you think that we are close to the breakup?

Yes. A mutual theorized that this message from Going Anon on September 15th, could mean that her contractual obligations are up with him on October 17th. Some show he is working on premieres on October 16th, and her tour starts back up on October 18th, so it makes a lot of sense.

Spade, still going, going, going? 📅💵

[stellamitch]

You'll still be saying this in October 2030. Doomed to be wrong every single time.

[stellamitch]

>>>><<<<

Diagnosis: Chronic Erotomania

[daisyswift3]

Castles Crumbling 💍👻

I think the castle is going to crumble today at the Chiefs game (which btw is at the LA Sofi Stadium, what an interesting coincidence)

“Coffee at midnight” -> “That’s that me ESPRESSO” -> Sabrina’s Short n Sweet -> Olivia’s SOUR -> Julia Cooper’s SWEET N SOUR (which I think uses the cardigan metaphor to describe Taylor’s duality; Taylor the brand vs Taylor the person) -> Sabrina's Taste (sweet and sour are flavors) -> the secret menu in the 5th 🎃 message (which is abt the mass coming out movement) -> the Short n Sweet Cafe in NYC being from Sept 27-29 -> Sept 27 being World’s Biggest Coffee Morning -> Sept 29 being when the castle will crumble -> the Short n Sweet cafe being 1989 moonstone blue 🩵 -> “Some guy said my aura’s moonstone” -> Bejeweled mv ending scene where Taylor’s castle crumbles -> Chappell’s Coffee and My Kink Is Karma -> Taylor mysteriously going missing while Chappell burned down the castle at the VMAs -> Hayley Williams, who collabed w Taylor on Castles Crumbling, wearing a Vivienne Westwood dress that looks very similar to Taylor’s yellow dress in Bejeweled -> “The best ppl in life are free” -> Clean/Is It Over Now? -> Karlie and Hayley Williams both being in Paris this last week -> Young Woman and the Sea being abt a woman who competed at the 1924 Paris Olympics and shattered glass ceilings (ginger messages) -> The Paris Olympics opening ceremony which featured a headless Marie Antoinette in a castle that looks like it's burning bc of all the pyrotechnics -> Taylor dressing as Marie Antoinette in Bejeweled bc her fans are abt to figuratively behead her for rejecting Travis's proposal at the game today

(x)

Passed Down Like Folk Songs

I feel like maybe she’s trying to say sth idk 🤔

Passed Down Like Folk Songs

Gracie just added My Kink Is Karma to her preshow playlist and it’s the last song on there 😶 this feels significant after everything that’s

Passed Down Like Folk Songs

HOLD AWN. JUNA AND JUNO ARE 2 SIDES OF THE SAME COIN Clairo - Juna Sabrina Carpenter - Juno GRACIE’S PRE SHOW PLAYLIST IS A GIANT EASTER

Passed Down Like Folk Songs

Gracie just added Sailor Song to her playlist today. I’m going to fucking throw up It just happened just now

Passed Down Like Folk Songs

I think “coming down” originally had a negative meaning in Gracie’s music and was associated w taking drugs to cope w problems. A comedown h

[stellamitch]

Diagnosis: Chronic Erotomania

[stellamitch]

Drinking vodka backstage before his London show. This saddo is never sober.

[stellamitch]

DAILY TOMLINSON

Fan project for Angels Fly - 06.09

He's just mumbling! Tiniest voice in pop.

[stellamitch]

louisupdates

Louis Tomlinson sings Saturdays, FESTNINGEN FESTIVAL [30.8.2024] 📸 justlifewithfrids on TikTok

The crowd at the Norwegian festival wasn't singing at all so finally we get to hear his vocals ... and they are weaker & thinner than ever.

[stellamitch]

Wobbling around drunk on stage again at Festningen Festival, August 30th.

[mr-styles]

Harry and Stevie performing Stop Draggin' My Heart Around - 12.07.2024

[mr-styles]

Harry celebrating England's goal against Spain at the 2024 Euro Final - 14.07.2024

[stellamitch]

>>>>>>>>

Their standards are so low! He looks grubby and goofy.

[stellamitch]

Gross swearing Louis drinking a mini bottle of vodka on stage again.

[stellamitch]

Postcards from the Edge

Unfiltered 100% proof DELUSION from three conspiracy theorists and a Directioner.

[stellamitch]

These hardcore mega Swifties get triggered by the thought of TS stopping her career to have kids. Cages needs to go back to school and retake Biology if she thinks having kids at 44 is the same as having them at 34.

The pregnancy rate even with IVF (using her own eggs) is less than 5% in women above age 42 years. They are even lower at age 44 and practically zero at age 45 years.

And no, old fashioned Alpha male Travis Kelce would not be happy missing out on biological kids just so that Taylor could make another billion before she was 40.

Getting Pregnant at 44: What Are the Chances and Options?

A woman's changes of getting pregnant at 44 are low due to age, but the pregnancy rate using donor eggs is excellent.

[stellamitch]

Yet again Taylor is the only one drinking alcohol.

[stellamitch]

Larry nowhere in sight! The fandom really is dying off 😊