Poor MichaelMcChill was going through it in Ace Race. And gave birth to a copypasta in the process
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Michael: Minimuka, get out of my way!
Kara: I'm just...full of hate
Michael: WHY AM I UNDER THE FUCKING BRIDGE! NOXCREW! Cool, Dream just lapped me. He actually lapped me.
Burren: Tell him you're not going to play on DreamSMP anymore.
Michael: Well, Tubbo is in last so I have that over Tubbo, okay.
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Krtzyy: Dude, everyone is playing so well. I literally haven't missed a beat -
Michael: Yeah, EVERYBODY'S PLAYING FUCKING GREAT. I'M SO HAPPY FOR EVERYBODY. SON OF A BITCH
Burren: Michael, I hope I can lap you. It'll be a massive ego boost.
Michael: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!? Dude, oh my god
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Michael: I don't know how the FUCK Tubbo hasn't gotten to me yet. But that's - I mean, Tubbo, you either suck THAT FUCKING BAD or you got disconnected, and if you got disconnected then I'm really bad
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Michael: The MCC reddit's going to have a fucking field day with this one. 'Michael McChill fucking really does suck, and he was the weak link this time around too! I hope he fucking DIES, dude, Michael deserves death, he deserves nothing but fucking death and not happiness. I hope his fiancee fucking leaves him for nothing and fucking, I hope he just has a terrible goddamn day. He fucking sucks at MCC, and the first one was a fluke, and MCC 1 doesn't fucking count. Maybe it counts for Dave or something because he's almost fucking S-tier player- He's a fucking B-tier player like you know, he's really close to S-tier, but I mean like GOGY
Burren: Michael
Michael: 'GOGY played in half the games that he has and fucking GOGY just, GOGY doesn't fuck up. GOGY doesn't fuck up as much as Michael does, but I guess it's cause he's in the PVP community. And you know, Michael just fucking not doing well. But he's a good supporting player teammate, I mean he does good fucking callouts and shit sometimes, but then Michael just sits there, and he's like WHAT!? Like what the final fucking- You'd think he doesn't know where he is half of the fucking game. FUCK YOU
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Michael: Hey, Noxcrew, put that on your fucking twitter. [laughing]
Krtzy: It'll be like 'Happy Birthday, Michael McChill!', and it's just-
Michael: PLEASE! PLEASE! Please! If I see this in fucking nine months I will SHIT my pants. Please!
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Burren: Hey, Michael, you're...almost there?
Michael: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW! I FUCKING- AW, THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME. Aw, that's fucking great. I'm just not- Cool, man. I fucking- I don't like Minecraft anway! That's why I play Runescape now, and I quit everything else.
Krtzyy: You got it. You have enought time, Michael.
Michael: I FUCKING HATE MINECRAFT!
Burren: Michael. You have twelve seconds. You got this.
Krtzyy: [urgently] Michael, you gotta go fast, man. I don't wanna alarm you, but there's someone right on your tail. Tubbo's on your-
Michael: TUBBO'S NOT ON MY fucking tail.
Burren: TUBBO IS ON YOUR ASS, BRO!
Krtzyy: [unconvincingly] No, no, he's not. He's so far away. He's so far away. He's so far away.
Burren: You're getting literally snuck up on right now.
but fr i cant wait for the dynamic that is mumbo, grian, and scott “family friendly content or we will perish” jumbo, hermitcraft, and smajor vs Basically Children jack “i will fuck your mother” manifold and tommy “tells people who mildly inconveniences him to die” innit
seeing all the people going "it's gonna be so sad when joel and lizzie are against each other " makes me laugh because joel wouldn't hesitate a second to brutally murder lizzie
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