Hello new followers!
While I'm assuming you were pulled in by my MCYT posts, this is a sideblog where I will occasionally post other things.
Just an fyi.
Anon asks are off because of previous unhinged experiences.

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@riverdiculous
Hello new followers!
While I'm assuming you were pulled in by my MCYT posts, this is a sideblog where I will occasionally post other things.
Just an fyi.
Anon asks are off because of previous unhinged experiences.
you get your childhood dream of going on your favorite game show. you play a great game and make it to the final four. you get forced into making fire to survive and lose to the ultimate winner.
you did well enough to immediately get invited back to another season two weeks later. the person who beat you gets voted out. you play an objectively better game than last time and make it to the final four again. the fans vote for another firemaking competition and you’re put up to it once again. you once again lose by a landslide.
people are watching the finale live and the host spoils that you lose fire in front of millions of viewers, leaving you to sit and watch the world mock the moment. any power that firemaking may have had vanished, tarnishing your final moments.
against all odds, you keep up a good attitude. you leave the two seasons as a historic player and a fan favorite, and while not having made it to the end, you’ve carved your name in history.
you’re the man, the myth, the legend, R-I-Z-G-O-D, rizgod baby.
HE'S READ SPOMMY BEFORE???
did i capture the moment chat (i cant draw horses very well, can you tell)
Proud owner of Joe Hills sing Joe Hills vol 3
you are also now the proud owner of one of these albums…I forget which one is Volume III
I made these tapes in March 2019 at my apartment in LA. I never expected these props to go anywhere or for our music to become as beloved as it did. I designed the labels in photoshop, printed them off, and attached them with painter’s tape. Which for the filming I did achieved the desired effect:
We released this video on April 1st 2019 and the EP shortly after, which very shockingly climbed the folk music charts of the Google Play store. I remember it getting to #1 but don’t have a screenshot. Either way, I was tickled for our music to momentarily be a more popular purchase than anything by Jack Johnson
Thank you for supporting Gamers Outreach! Thank you for listening! And please enjoy your one-of-a-kind piece of niche Hills history
Bdubs is the funniest person on the planet actually 🤣😭
“Help!” 🗑️🙌😭
Tell me why I'm tempted to bid on the zombie horse. Mostly because no one else has bid on it.
I have no idea what the hell I'd do with it though. Probably donate it to my library or something.
They are the 3 best friends :D
First round of Dodgebolt! Cleo headlocking Martyn, that’s what friendship is all about
pink parrots viciously fighting over each other's love
this stream has been golden
love triangle/triangle of respect
I told myself I wasn’t going to be an asshole about this again but it is baffling to me that there are still people who presumably watched through at least one entire pov of vampires smp the smp where vampires murder humans to turn them into vampires who need to kill living things in order to drink their blood and came away with the interpretation that the vampires in this story were somehow representative of gay people. are you all stupid. I should be nicer. are you all fucking stupid. do any of you understand the implications in what you’re saying
I see the vision.
you know those posters for animated movies with zendaya is meechee ass celebrity stunt casting that always feel like a fever dream to look at. anyways im making those for hermitcraft heres what i have so far.
#Zendaya is Bdubs
sure
midoffs day 1 matchups!
Past Life Final 5 fight Analysis
i wanted to do an analysis of everyone’s fighting styles during the past life final 5 showdown inspired by @cactusringed analysis on how scott always plays the game safe but instead it turned into whatever this is
Before the fight — Everyone’s varying views of a fair fight.
While they’re building the arena over the square hole, Scott says "I love the very slight lack of trust we have with each other like someone could try and take an easy little shot" - which is a fair fear to have especially for Scott who has fallen victim to that trick before.
He’s half proven right because from Grian’s POV you can see him around that time aiming his bow at Scott but ultimately not taking the shot.
Scott then suggests they don’t try to bucket clutch if they fall, to which Jimmy agrees but Grian overrules it saying "The fight continues down in the square hole [..] If you can save yourself, you save yourself" — which is something he’s definitely not going to regret saying minutes later.
Then, for what I think is a very interesting part, Gem says "Jimmy what are we doing here ? Me and you take them out. It’s me v you." — This is the first instance we’ve seen of Gem separating herself from Grian, and laying out her ideal final girl scenario : taking the win and revenge against the person she holds responsible for Pearl being gone.
We get two reactions from previous winners present :
-Martyn says "You guys wanted a new winner" — who "you guys" refers to is unclear.
-Scott says "Maybe Grian wants a repeat. Maybe Martyn wants a repeat." — interestingly excluding himself and his own thoughts on the question.
As Jimmy seems both interested and hesitant in Gem’s suggestion, she continues with "Do we let them have a repeat or do we take our moment ?" — Basically offering that her and Jimmy renounces the fair fight and take their fates into their own hands instead.
Two things : one, it’s entirely cut from Gem’s POV. Two, in Martyn’s POV, the two times she brings this idea, the purple eye flashes on the screen — which I’m taking as a call back to his limlife win in which he won by doing exactly that.
Jimmy’s response to Gem is "We try as much as we can" which is probably not the best move for his chances at victory in this moment but really a perfect summary of his character arc though the life series.
The fight breakdown (color coded to see who’s targeting who)
Scott stays in his corner and starts aiming at Jimmy, before defending against Martyn who comes at him and then aiming at Gem. Her and Martyn then push him off and he falls to his death.
Jimmy switches his water for cobwebs in his hot bar and then aims at Grian who’s shooting him, before going to Gem’s corner and being pushed by her to his death out of the square hole.
Gem goes for Scott first before switching to Jimmy and taking him out. She then makes Martyn fall and his immediately pushed to her death by Grian.
Grian barricades himself with cobwebs in his corner and just focuses on shooting at Jimmy for a while. Martyn then pushes him out of the arena and when he gets back, Grian pushes Gem thinking Martyn’s already dead.
Martyn immediately goes for Scott, then for Gem, and finally for Grian, chasing him out of the arena, the back to Gem who make him fall down but he survives by clutching.
Some thoughts and observations :
-Scott, unsurprisingly doesn’t play aggressive and stays tucked in his corner the whole time and is more on the defensive, but going for Jimmy first out the the four is crazy. Before the fight he also threw the music disc down the hole saying he’ll play it again when he catches himself after falling. (this is cut from his POV cause he very much doesn’t catch himself.)
-Grian very much tunnel vision on taking Jimmy out, which falls in line with his desire for to see Jimmy’s series ending by his hand. The way he goes at it is very Grian Core : trying to cause death but from a safe distance. Also his betrayal of Gem happens barely seconds after he thought Martyn was gone.
-Martyn and Gem both play very aggressively and are the two who aren’t anyone’s first target. Martyn is also the only one to not try to attack Jimmy once, as he did earlier tell him that he wouldn’t try to kill him before the final two.
-While the countdown is happening, Gem is looking at the moon.
-LimLife Martyn "Oooooh that feels good!" vs Past Life Martyn "I feel sick, I don’t know what to do" after winning okayyyyyy okayyyyyyyyy #normal
i’m sorry @cobblestone-butch i’m using your tags as an excuse to go on a tangent on what is imo a huge factor in winning a life series (or at least make it far) : reducing your perceived threat level
the middle spot of the X is, objectively, the worst spot to be in, you can be attacked by all four of your opponents (whereas scott and grian couldn’t go for each other and same with gem and jimmy) + you have no corner wall on two sides to keep you from falling to your death. jimmy himself said there’s no way he’s going in the middle -> assuming it’s the position that will get you killed first -> no need to go for martyn he’s going to die anyway
this is the same logic behind why going yellow/red early in the game can be an advantage : no one is sparing the trouble to try and kill you bc there are bigger threats with more lives + why bother when one wrong move can have out fall down a hole or exploding yourself without anyone having to do the job
then you have the social dynamics within the final 5 that also favor martyn :
gem and grian both want jimmy dead. scott has been a target the whole episode from being the last green + is also on bad standing with jimmy. jimmy has antagonized and been antagonized by all three of them during the season.
basically before the fight starts no one cares that martyn is there and no one wants him dead first out of the five (which is good for him)
winners have always been in a team or two or by themselves and that’s bc it allows them to not been seen as threats vs teams of 3-4-5 ppl, and to stay on the out of the big server dramas, therefore making less enemies (3L being an exception)
if you watch cleo and martyn’s povs you see that they’re on good terms with everyone. you get big antagonistic arcs between cabin core vs villies vs gluten guys vs rejects meanwhile zombiewood are chilling on the side lines. when ppl discuss where every team stands on when it comes to server politics and alliances, lost gen isn’t even mentioned. no one is actively trying to target them or get them killed (except for collateral/wrong place wrong time situations).
that’s not saying they didn’t do anything and just smooth sailed through the season, they just positioned themselves in a way that kept them both out of the line of fire.
cleo is imo The Best social player in the life series. basically no one ever has any reason to be mad at cleo and no one ever wants to make cleo mad at them. on the other hand martyn has the reputation of being an annoying menace all the time which means ppl are used to his antics and he gets away with doing whatever he wants.