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me, looking back on it all:
HELP
googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?
you fucking dare?
you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???
hey quick question gdocs
what the fuck
1. how the fuck did this post become so popular
2. everyone just commenting ‘QUERCHED’ is delightful
3. some people have suggested i use grammarly. this is letting the robots win and also would deprive me of the opportunity to complain about insignificant technical things instead of just wanting to scream over writing all the time
4. i use googledocs because i want access to my writing on multiple platforms and also because fuck microsoft
5. the difference between [its] and [it’s] is that [it’s] is always used as a shortened form of [it is] and [its] is used as the possessive of [it]. yes, this goes against the usual practice of just tacking on an [‘s] when you want to indicate ownership. yes, english is absolutely a trash language.
btw, gdoc’s most recent transgression:
noooope
LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE MEANING OF WHAT I WANT, GDOCS
i’m sorry what kind of AI FUCKERY is going on here that you are trying to ADD IN ADVERBS FOR ME that could ENTIRELY CHANGE THE TONE from a neutral ‘He’d been young’ to something that would put emphasis on just how young he was and how long ago it was you cannot just THROW EXTRA WORDS IN LIKE THAT
‘he’d been so young’ I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU
OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS
me @ everyone else using googledocs:
YOU
I just listened to a podcast with an A.I. research scientist. She said if you wouldn’t trust autocorrect to be in charge of a decision, then you shouldn’t trust another A.I. with it, so… that’s something to worry about
Grammarly is not better.
querched
If you were thinking learning to proofread wasn’t actually helpful…
If you were thinking
learning to proofread wasn’t
actually helpful…
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Dude Google docs and grammarly have pissed me off so much! Grammarly suggests I put a comma and then ten minutes later tells me to remove it. So many times neither Grammarly nor google docs catch a tense inconsistency. Al they do correctly is try to change my British spellings to American like fuck you I mean COLOURS not COLORS GO AWAY!
Makeshift parenting
The series of misunderstanding
(Wangxian de-age AU)
Part One - During Night hunting
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Part two - Sizhui the Babysitter
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Part Three - The kidnapper
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Part four - New Friend
Sun shot campaign
Drawing for @loneseraphim01, I hope you like it!
Sun shot campaign
Drawing for @loneseraphim01, I hope you like it!
Beautiful! They look fucking gorgeous omggg
The series of misunderstanding
(Wangxian de-age AU)
Part One - During Night hunting
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Part two - Sizhui the Babysitter
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and when Han gaungjun found out
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Part Three - The kidnapper
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and when Han gaungjun found out 2
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Part four - New Friend
INSPRIED BY CHAPTER 66
Wei WuXian, “Lan Zhan, pick up the rein, won’t you?”
Lan WangJi, “Why?”
Lil’ Apple was quite clever. It wasn’t that it didn’t know to follow a person. Wei WuXian said again, “Give me some face and pick it up, won’t you?”
Although he still didn’t understand why Wei WuXian’s grin was so bright, Lan WangJi listened and picked up Lil’ Apple’s rein anyway, holding it in his hand.
Wei WuXian spoke to himself, “Hm. Now all that’s left is a little one.”
Lan WangJi, “What?”
Wei WuXian chuckled, “Nothing. Lan Zhan, you really are a good person.”
inspired from chapter 112 “老实说吧,你这壶醋喝多少年了,怎么藏这么好,我都没闻见酸味。” “Tell me the truth, how long had you been drinking from this bottle of vinegar, you hid it so well that I didn’t even smell of its sourness”
*** Drinking vinegar = being jealous .. AHHH, I’m so excited for season two!!
Xian Xian and Wang Ji when they were young
I have read so many time travel fic these past few days, they are all so good!
A few of you asked me to recommend those time travel fics, my apologies for I had mostly read chinese fics. (>/|\<)
For anyone who don’t mind chinese fics, Here are a few that I really really like. I love to read long fics with good plot. So most of these going to he pretty long one.
來呀相互傷害呀 Wei Ying woke up in the the past when wang ji hide them both in the cave , after Wei Ying had killed thousands of people. The story was really interesting one and quite long. I really love how the story went, with Wei Ying stopped Wang Ji from being punished and face all punishment himself.
And by the same author, 如果二哥哥穿回69章
This one Lan Wang Ji went back to the past during chapter 69.
天命難違 by 歲綠 Wei Ying went back to the time when they were still study in Gusu, what make this one really unique is that he was not the only one who remembered the past timeline. Amount the people to who remembered, not all of them are good.
These last two aren’t time travel fic, but they fell in love pretty early.
十五岁开始谈恋爱的话 fell in love at fifteen, extremely cute story and quite short.
亂春早 abo fic
Bonus fic :
蓝曦臣有个秘密 (Lan Xi Chen’s has a secret)
The fic held the special place in my heart, it was extremely adorable story. I would translate this in heart beat, sadly my writting skill is not good.
A drawing for 蓝曦臣有个秘密。
Chibi-Zhan is the cutest. No doubt Wei Wuxian is off screen 😊
Join the leopard!lwj club, all the fan art I saw are too cute!
OH. MY. GOD. They’re snow leopards. Offckng COURSE the powerful beings that populate the Cloud Recesses are snow leopards. And of course Lan Wangji’s snow leopard dignity and isolation was completely upended by fox Wei Wuxian. Of course. Bless this artist. (And bless the author that fics it, too!)
Okay, but I totally bet Lan Wangji totally unironically (and very regally) sits at his studies – or in meetings as Excellency – with his tail held in his mouth. (And in the early days, as students in Gusu, he constantly had to knock Wei Wuxian back, because he’d ever-so-helpfully try to bite it FOR him.)
So…. errrrrr https://archiveofourown.org/works/23199814
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Fanfic!!!! For!!! The drawing!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH
“Stop causing trouble”
Professor Lan and His animagus boyfriend
With glasses?
On a scale of “weird flex, but okay” to RUDE, how acceptable is it to pop up out of nowhere, reblog someone’s artwork with added fic and then piss off into the ether, because, uh…
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Lan Zhan finds the rabbit in the winter.
Fur pitch-black against the snow, it huddles in a pitiful, bedraggled ball at the edge of the Gusu Academy’s herb garden when Lan Zhan calls Jin Rulan’s fat, spoiled familiar to heel, and continues to cower even after Fairy has trotted reluctantly away to sit by Lan Zhan’s side.
Lan Zhan initially intends to leave it, to hold Fairy just long enough to let the rabbit run back into the night where it belongs, but when it uncurls and limps forward, red splatters drip onto the ground behind it.
There is no matching stain on Fairy’s muzzle, so it is not a harm that Gusu is directly responsible for, but - to save the animal from Jin Rulan’s dog just to leave it to die in the cold would not be a mercy.
Slowly, carefully, Lan Zhan scoops it up and tucks it into the front of his robe, where it can share his body heat. He expects it to struggle, and so is pleasantly surprised when it calms immediately and begins to nose around in his clothing.
“Be still,” he tells it mildly, and, whistling for Fairy to follow, heads back up the hill, towards the light of the main hall.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR STORY, IT WAS WONDERFUL @smiting-finger
FOR ME! ;O; <3 @silverink58, YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAND! /o\
Everything is gorgeous and I love it so much, but I ESPECIALLY ADORE the sleeping on LWJ’s face (100% definitely happened, headcanon accepted) and the PLAYING DEAD - this is a rush job, but how could I not write a thing:
“Playing dead will not help you,” Lan Zhan tells the rabbit, who had taken one sniff of the medicinal potion and dramatically keeled over. “We need to ensure that the curse that hit your leg has left no lingering effects.”
The rabbit ignores him.
Lan Zhan is not unsympathetic - the potion does not smell appetising in the least. But it must be taken nevertheless.
“My brother brewed this especially,” Lan Zhan says patiently. “He stood over it for two hours.”
Gasping and wheezing, the rabbit drags itself back to the vial in Lan Zhan’s hand. It takes another sniff and promptly flops over onto its side.
Lan Zhan sighs. Time for Plan B.
“It does smell very strong,” he says, quietly withdrawing a small metal container from his sleeve and setting it down on the table. “It wouldn’t be surprising if it made you lose your appetite completely.”
Eyes still closed, the rabbit nods and coughs pitifully.
“In that case,” Lan Zhan continues, returning the container to its original size with a quick Engorgement charm before tapping his wand on the lid to open it.
The smell of lotus root soup wafts gently out.
“There’ll be no need for the palate-cleanser I asked the house elves to make you.”
One of the rabbit’s eyes springs open.
“What a shame,” Lan Zhan says, bending to take a slow and deliberate closer look. “They even put chilli in it.”
He swishes his wand, even more slowly and deliberately, to Levitate the lid back on.
“I wonder,” he adds, the final nail in the coffin, “if Fairy might still ea-”
His closing flick is stopped by a black paw on his wrist.
The rabbit gives him a baleful stare, turns to the vial and taps its uninjured leg expectantly.
Lan Zhan hides a smile.
EEEEE!!!! I CANT STOP SCREAMING!! Bless you both for the original art, the fic and the response art/ficlet 🙏🙏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
They are so CUTE! This post is getting out of hand but I don’t care, I LOVE the story so much!! @smiting-finger
/SCREAMING: MORE ADORABLE ART!!!! /o\ Aaaah, I LIVE FOR the way the bunny emotes with its entire body, and its expressions of suffering are just <3<3<3
@silverink58 I don’t know how long I can keep this up either but the answer is at least one more time, lol:
The first time is a surprise.
Lan Zhan’s brother has just asked him to assist with an experimental potion in the evening when there’s a shout of “FAIRY, NO!” from behind them, followed by increasingly loud barking and then suddenly the familiar weight on Lan Zhan’s shoulder has shot down his robes and up his shirt.
When he looks down, Jin Rulan’s familiar is sitting in front of him, attention trained on the shivering lump at the front of Lan Zhan’s clothing.
“Jin Rulan,” his brother says to the sheepish boy who skids to a halt behind it. “This is not the first, nor even the second time you’ve lost control of your familiar.”
“I’m sorry, Headmaster,” Jin Rulan apologises, “Professor Wangji.” He dips a small half-bow, grabs his dog by the collar and drags it away, his scolding echoing all the way down the hall.
The dog itself is unrepentant, turning every few metres to look back at Lan Zhan, ears still alert with interest.
Lan Zhan taps his wand against his collar, and, when the first three fastenings come undone, peers down his shirt at the dark shape inside.
“It’s gone. Are you ready to come out now?”
The rabbit looks at him and then curls back into a tight ball.
Well, Lan Zhan thinks, refastening his shirt and shaking his head in response to his brother’s silent question. He doesn’t have classes this morning. The rabbit can stay in there a while longer.
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The second time, the dog doesn’t even have time to bark before the rabbit is hidden in Lan Zhan’s clothing and trembling.
They’re outside on the school grounds, so it’s not unreasonable for Fairy to be roaming free, given that the Academy rules permit familiars free rein over the grounds, so long as they present no danger to the house elves, teachers or other students.
Fairy trots to a halt in front of him and sits, tongue lolling and tail wagging, eyes once again fixed on the small, shifting lump.
“I don’t think she means you harm,” Lan Zhan says, placing a comforting hand on the outside of his robes and giving the rabbit a few reassuring pats. The rabbit’s only reply is to press itself more tightly against his stomach, so Lan Zhan doesn’t push further, just motions to Fairy and goes in search of her owner, who’ll presumably be able to restrain her until Lan Zhan makes his way back inside.
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The third time, the rabbit tries to take a stand. Instead of following its usual route up Lan Zhan’s shirt, it clambers onto the top of his head and leans down to chatter angrily.
Its heroism is short-lived; Fairy barks once, twice, rears up onto her hind legs to place two eager paws on Lan Zhan’s thighs, and the rabbit promptly dissolves into a shivering mess, clinging to Lan Zhan’s scalp and crying piteously.
Lan Zhan instructs Fairy to sit and waits for Jin Rulan’s small, angry figure to reach them, wondering how difficult it will be to extract the rabbit from his hair.
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He’s not sure why he thinks it will stop once Wei Ying has revealed himself as an animagus.
“-magical practice is cross-disciplinary, right?” Wei Ying - Professor Wuxian, now - is saying on their way to the dining hall. “So I was thinking, what if we ran combination classes, let’s say once a month? Just think, Lan Zhan, we could combine geomancy and talisman-design, astrology and - AH!”
He cuts himself off with a shriek and a crack! of displaced air.
And Lan Zhan finds himself with a small bundle down the front of his robes again, a group of students and a dog looking between it and the space where Professor Wuxian used to be, and no idea how to begin explaining.
GUYSS, Update AHHHH. I CAN”T BELIEVE. asdfghjk; thousand thanks to you! AHHH, Wei Ying’s cynophobia! I espicially love the part where he tried to fight for his fear, gave up and just simply hide in lwj’s clothes. XDDDD I love this verse so much! @smiting-finger will write more about it in the future??????? (I mean it’s fine if you don’t want to!!)
sorry, no art this time. I afraid that if I continue it will never end. loooool the post is impossibly long already. don’t want to mess up everyone timeline.
It(he) followed me home, can we keep it (him)?
Thinking of mafia boss LWJ getting betrayed by a rat and now he’s kneeling at a pier, tied up with a gun to his head.
“Any last words, Lan Wangji?” Su She sneers with a triumphant grin. Cold golden eyes spare him a glance, the silence from the mob boss getting on his nerves. Even in a life threatening situation, LWJ still chose to be difficult. The smile is quick to disappear, being replaced by a deep scowl. “Undermining me again? You put a brave face for someone who is about to die.”
“You talk too much.” LWJ mentions, bored out of his mind. A grunt soon follows when Su She uses the handle of the gun to hit him on the head. Stars dance in his vision, and he has a hard time recovering. Nausea rolls over his stomach when he feels warmth trickling down his temple. Still, he doesn’t give the satisfaction to the other by directing the anger flaring in his chest.
His home might be gone, but he knows his family is safe. He was able to tip his brother and uncle off before the rats raided their home.
Su She tsks. Before he knows it, Lan Wangji is harshly kicked into the warm waters of a secluded lotus lake. The shock catches him off guard, but it leaves as soon as it came.
He tries to remain calm as he fights against his restraints, but that bastard Su She was smart enough to tie weights to his ankles. At this point, LWJ really thinks is the end and he’s almost tempted to let himself drown and get it over with. That’s until he sees a pair of curious silver eyes staring at him.
There’s a man… just looking at him. Black hair floats gracefully around him like ink, framing his curious face. It wasn’t until hands took a hold of his face that he noticed the mystery man wasn’t human. The hands holding his face were webbed, translucent skin threading between his clawed fingers. Red shimmering scales adorned his upper arm and trailed up his shoulder, gills opened and closed in a soft rhythm, which only reminded the mafia boss of the burning sensation in his lungs.
Bubbles burst out of his mouth as he lets out the stale air, only for plush lips to slot perfectly against his. The action has him almost inhaling air as he attempts to push the creature away, but the fight leaves him when cool air is pushed down his throat.
Golden eyes remain glued on silver ones, even when the creature pulls away and gifts him a smile. He swims around, clicking sounds echoing in the water around him. As the merman circles lan wangji, he gets a glimpse of the beautiful red tail where legs should be. He can’t help but to be amazed at how it moves with ease, sending soft currents as it moves. Maybe he shouldn’t be so amazed by the creature, a part of his mind dares think that maybe Lan Wangji will be its dinner. However, that thought goes out the window when he feels sharp teeth gracing his wrist and bitting into the rope bounding him.
If he lives through this… well, he’s not sure what he’ll do but he’ll owe the merman his life