Stellinarious

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Thoughts As I Watch: Rush Hour (1998)

Jackie Chan!!!!

My first Jackie Chan movie.

Lol, love the music.

What city is this.

NYC, OF COURSE.

Straight off the shipping docks.

Is this China Bad propaganda?

Shooting scene.

Oh fuck I would hate to get squashed by a shipping container.

This movie has 3 sequels?

In Hong Kong.

A lavish dinner.

A special task force.

Chinese artifacts??

Artifact heist??

Yeah, fuckin punch your dad, girl. Tell him to buy you a pony.

“America is a very friendly place”

Queue these greasers.

OMGGGG its Chris Tucker.

He walked so Chris Rock could run? I fear.

He talks like he’s wired, lmao.

“Get back in the car and buy some donuts!”

Okay they be rushin’ now.

Rushin with flat tires.

Dancing in the street!

Ooooh man, he was the police!

SooYung is a Korean name??? Or is it also Chinese?

FANTASY!!!!!

COME BACK AND SAVE ME

SWEET SWEET FANTASY BABY

No problem, just rush hour-OMFGGGGG

Run girl run!!!!

SooYung is a Korean name, these writers FUCKED UP,  as an avid kdrama watcher here.

The FBI.

Find the missing girl!

Oooh this is a save the girl movie.

Snakes on a plane!

So his bit is that he talks fast & is therefore funny.

I need to see his comedy skits.

SUSPENDED.

Well in the 90s/00s they really knew how to cast people for parts. Everyone fits the vibe of their role.

An LA detective. Are they in LA?

Are they going to blow shit up?!?!?!

LMAO how did MAD TV not to a skit based off this guy?

Well he’s a great actor, therefore bullshitter, perfect for an actor and agent.

G-14? More like J-14 Classified.

They definitely went overboard with the Asian-style music, but that’s the 2000s for you.

Yes he does, but why would he let you know?

Lmao this is going to be funny.

Lol, and he’s like, “I don’t think this is going to be funny”

A tour through China Town.

He did not just catch up to the bus and climb up it!

Lmao

This movie is full of high-jinx.

These two are buddies now.

I ship them, lol.

Bromance in-coming!

He must get to the consulate.

I bet this movie has tons of bloopers.

Hah, he took the steering wheel with him.

Smooth moves!

That is a gorgeous house, my god.

Of course the building blows up.

What the fuck are they actually doing to find this girl?

Lots of doing nothing.

Juntao at Foo Chow.

I could go for some Chinese food rn. Lo mein and chicken wings, and teriyaki beef.

Jackie can sing too?!

It’s important to know how to dance as a PI and FBI agent.

Everything he just listed as food is also greasy? And he’s complaining about greasy Chinese food?

Lmao, don’t talk about my dad.

Early Bird dinners 3.95?! What a deal!

Their suits look so horrible, and oversized, and ill-fitting.

Juntao would be hot with some hair.

Carter is the worst FBI agent.

That is also a beautiful house.

Lmao, he knows how to make an angry face.

Omg not the ancient Chinese vases!

Yay they saved SooYung!

Well that was a fun movie. Oh bloopers!

Go watch Rush Hour!

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Thoughts As I Watch: Miracle On 34th Street (1994)

Well he does look like Santa Claus.

Gosh I love 90s holiday movies!

Ooooh a parade!

Oh no, two competing Santas.

Yeah, don’t fuck Santa’s image up!

Oh shit!

I love her crossbody bag, and black wool wrap coat. Classic styling.

Just do it, Santa!!!

So this is like, the Macy’s parade that they’re mimicking.

NYC doesn’t have a Christmas parade, right?

OMG IS THAT MARA WILSON??

ITS MATILDA!

Before Matilda.

Aw is this the Single Dad falls in love over Christmas trope? 

He has some angular cheek bones.

He’s handsome.

God, 90s musical movie scores just hit differently, they were SO GOOD.  Such a touch of warmth. 

And nostalgic.

Oh wait no, she is her mom after all?

Okay, so discard that trope prediction.

Whats the miracle?!

Who’s this chubby cheeks old man?

The CEO of a rival department store?

He’s the Baddie.

So that WAS the Macy’s parade. Only in this it’s the Cole’s parade. 

Ugh, give me a huge plate of that Thanksgiving food please.

What is this couple anyway? Still trying to figure them out.

Such a pretty skyline.

A wreath ring? Cute!

Reindeer buttons?! Cuter!

Aw, this is so magical.

What an amazing set design.

All these kids are dressed so nicely, but also look like they’re dressed for the 1950s. Were kids in the 90s that classically dressed in the city? I don’t remember dressing that nicely as a kid in the 90s.

A Peter Pollywog.

Ooooh noooo, competing prices at rival stores~~

You tell him, lady.

Is that a big bowl of marbles on her desk?

A big stack of phone books.

So Cole’s needs a miracle?

Or the rival store that wants to buy them out needs a miracle?

Susan needs a miracle! That’s it.

The Young Kid That’s Too Smart For Their Age and It’s a Character Quirk Trope - she’s watching her sugar intake.

Cole’s, not Kohl’s, lmao.

Aw she’s so cute.

So Susan’s mom remarried? No wonder their relationship seemed off.

Or he’s her BF.

Workaholic mother?

That is a big bowl of marbles on her desk.

Is her mom a scrooge? She’s a total scrooge!

Shun the nonbeliever!!!

Susan’s mom needs a miracle.

Awwww its a reindeer!!!

Oh this guy was in Sex and The City! He played one of Samantha’s many flings. Her Boss.

Richard, was it? I think.

Hah, doing some R&R on Santa.

Such a magical North Pole land!

Santa knew ASL! Such a cute moment.

She has a fucking beautiful city apartment.

So the miracle will be that Santa is real.

LET HER BELIEVE IN SANTA, MOM.

Sooo pretty, I love all the cute holiday decor.

Hah, Santas getting drunk at a bar.

That is a finely designed Santa outfit. Those gold details on the cape closure are lovely.

The softness of 90s film quality - nothing beats it.

Santa the babysitter!

Such a warm and cozy movie! I’m really loving this.

*Ice skating at the Rockefeller Center*

And a kiss!

Aw Susan’s wish, just let me go cry for a minute.

The Young Kid That’s Too Smart For Their Age and It’s a Character Quirk Trope again.

I LOVE her coat here too.

IS HE GOING TO GIVE HER A RING

YES HE IS

It’s Cartier.

Oh no, is she rejecting him? :(

Woah, did not expect this to happen.

She’s clearly still grieving over her late husband.

Oh, he was a deadbeat drunk dad that can’t be found. Just as traumatic.

The antagonists always have a toothpick in their mouths.

How could he do that to those kids?!

He did it for the plot.

What’s wrong with a grandpa bringing joy to kids? Nothing wrong with that.

Something more is wrong with this dingbat fatty fake toothpick Santa man.

Framing Mr Kringle?!

Those fuckers!

Did they put him in a mental hospital?!

Save Santa!

MoNey mAkES tHe WoRlD Go rOUnD

Oh so he’s an attorney?

He’s going to save Santa, and get the girl!

The North Pole can’t zap Kris Kringle out of the mental ward?!

He’s magical, shouldn’t he be able to just walk out of there?

Where’s the magic in this movie?

You tell em, Dory!

A BLIMP

He’s actually the cutest old man to play Santa.

This is so cheesy, I love it.

Whar’s Kris Kringle’s middle name?

Hahahaha, this is funny.

No Further Questions.

Why is the witness never in the pews? Always walking through the doors for dramatic effect at the last minute, lol.

For the plot, of course.

No, actually, my husband is Santa.

You can’t use your magic to prove that you’re Santa??

Bringing the bibble into this.

Omg they brought a reindeer into court!

Hahahahaaaaaaa, this is great.

OMG how’s having a Santa in the store for the holiday season not a promotional thing?? Stupid.

Of course he’s there to drive sales.

I Rest My Case.

Power, greed and $$$ destroyed Kris Kringle.

Because we believe in capitalism, we believe in Santa. JK.

Omg they believe!

Where is Santa’s magic??

Does he get the lady now?

No…

The rival CEO always has to have a stumpy-looking face.

Hah! What a nice plot twist. He does get the girl.

The Catalog House.

Back when you could buy a house plan from a Sears catalog. Those were the days. They had some nice house designs! Like bungalows!

So warm and pretty, what a dream home.

Okay that was a cute film! Absolutely a fun, classic 90s Christmas movie.

Give this a watch for sure!

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Thoughts As I Watch: Valley Girl (1983)

I love 80s movies.

Nicolas Cage is in this. Will he have a screaming scene?

Shopping scenes, spend that money at the mall!

Gosh though, some of those 80s fashion choices… were…. choices.

Wow, that’s a fancy shopping mall! 

I love the details in the food court.

Talkin’ bout the boys.

He’s so bitchin!

Julie is so lucky.

Are you going to dump him?!

Lmao this guy.

Tommy, you’re so boring.

Afternoon at the beach~

HAH Nicolas Cage is the hunk, lmao.

I mean, he was easy on the eyes…

This is a rate R movie.

They want to bang some guys, is that what they said?

Bang some bods! Lol.

Some 80s styles were cute though, I love the pleated and frilly blouses.

It’s a party night.

Lol, the 80s popped collar.

Go away Tommy!

Making sushi at the party, does not look appetizing.

He’s a pukeoid, that’s a new word.

Oh so the parents are hosting this shindig.

These kids aren’t in high school? College? It has to be high school. And they’re drinking. Super chill parents.

I don’t like Tommy.

Lmao Nick’s character looks like a total dork.

Probably not good for that raw fish sushi to be sitting out all night. With sea urchin??

Well Tommy’s moved on.

Electric Avenueeeeeee!

Oh no a Tommy and Nick fight.

These preppy dudes look like sailors out of Gilligan’s Island.

The classic greasers vs the preps.

He got a little screaming in.

Lol sneaking in through the upstairs bathroom.

Lmao, hiding in the shower listening to all the conversations.

Gosh he is ENAMORED.

He is moonstruck!

Fred is funny.

Out on the town!

Got to hand it to Nicolas Cage for playing outlandish roles.

He plays them well.

Going into the clurb.

And these ladies are too nice for the clurb.

Omg a guy just poured a drink over his head?!

The friend has to lay napkins on her chair seat, lol.

Living on the edge.

“We go to normal parties”

You mean you don’t know how to have fun?!

Omg is he a manic pixie dream boy?!

He totally is.

I actually like NC’s character.

He knows how to do the dreamy eyes.

Aw, and they kiss.

Remember our night in the cemetery? Lmao.

Aw and his friend is cute too!

My Darling.

You’re so weird!

Time to go home.

At the break of dawn.

Lmao the mom.

I love Julie’s outfit.

This isn’t the Age of Aquarius you know! - Interesting line, it’s the AOA now.

Lol she’s learning to drive with all her friends in the back.

He’s just Trippin-dicular, you know?

A Bombay avocado delight.

This guy looks like Uncle Rico.

It’s actually a cute little health food store.

Uncle Rico is Julie’s dad.

Well her parents are really cool parents.

“I’m a cool mom!”

Now they want to talk to her.

~I stop the world and melt with you~

Awwww this is honestly so fucking cute.

She turned into a bad girl! A free girl.

They are SO CUTE!

Oh no, old boyfriend sees them.

Girl party!

So tubular.

Snacking on Oreos and cheese puffs, and ruffles.

Fuck Tommy!

Your mom is so bitchin’!

Skip’s got Suzi and her mom?!

Suzi’s mom has got it going on.

They’re calling Hollywood grody, lol.

Everyone thinks Tommy is so tubular, you know.

Aw, Julie has good parents. She has a good dad.

Aw, this is a really good movie, and her dad has a really good message. Good on you, dad!

She sleeps with a creepy clown doll?! Interesting choice.

The choice between your friends, or your SO.

Bummed to the max.

Poor Randy :(

Make the right choice, Julie!

Born on the wrong side of the tracks.

Valid crash out, Randy.

Love the band playing.

Go home, Randy, you’re drunk!

Haha, Randy is great.

The prom!

That’s a big bowl of guac.

I’m assuming they spiked the punch.

Of course Randy crashes the prom, he’s gonna get his girl back!

Kings and queens, they don’t grow on trees.

Lmao, that was a round-house kick?!

Food fight!

Hahaaaaa round of applause for that escape.

Such a good movie! Wasn’t sure where the plot was going at first, but this was heartwarming, fun, and sweet. Really liked Nicolas Cage’s choice for this role, and the soundtrack was great too.

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Thoughts As I Watch: Hope Floats (1998)

90s RomComs <3

Ooh, drama on a daytime talk show!

Come on out, Birdee!

Omg its Sandra Bullock! Love her!

Omg what an awful way to break the news. On a talk show?!!

Wow just bring everyone out on the show.

Yes I cheated on my wife and I love this other woman, time to go to commercial break!

Oh no, where are they going to go.

Moving to the city!

Cows!

Nvm, they’re moving to Smithville.

She was Queen of The Corn.

Will she move back to her hometown and fall in love with an old flame?

Her mom’s house is stunning! I wouldn’t have minded moving back home to that house.

Birdee is a classic name.

Maybe I need some taxidermy cats wearing dresses.

Snug as a bug in a rug.

90s romcoms just hit different.

Who’s this kid? This dog.

Aw, grandma is so sweet and encouraging.

I’m sure daddy misses you, but he can go FO.

90s teacher dresses <3

She was the town princess.

A humble small town beauty.

Aw, Birdee <3

Kid’s a frog now?

Eating dinner out of turtle shells?! Lmao

Oh no, Mom brought over a “handy” man.

But he’s a HUNK!

Everything’s bigger in Texas.

Beef with Justin Matisse.

Momma also has taxidermy owls??

Birdee’s childhood room <3

So Justin and Birdee were obviously a thing back in the day.

So what if you had an eccentric mom? I guess it doesn’t help when you find that embarrassing.

Making up for that embarrassment by being the “perfect girl” or “best in class”.

Dot!

Birdee was the Popular Girl.

Birdee needs to find a job.

Aw, eating at the local diner.

Of course Justin is there.

So he’s not the new love interest?

I’m craving Pad Thai.

OMG the kid’s a clown now.

I hope she can find her way back in to photography. She’s good!

Ohh she gets to work at a disposable camera developer shop! So cool!!

Lol they keep a copy of all the racy photos.

She can’t print from the negatives again?

Aw they were old flames.

Is he single with kids??

I thought she got a divorce?!

The classic couple in a boat on a pond, only they’re fishing.

Can you just appreciate the softness of the quality of film in the 90s? Completely unmatched.

Oooh Mamma makes the taxidermy! She’s actually very talented.

Birdee has a classic Coach dark leather crossbody bag. A timeless bag.

Old Man Linton’s

Oh the romance~

Oh the almost romance..

Aw Bernice & Travis <3

Is the whole grade going to follow them?

Oh shit!

Girl fight.

I love Bernice’s room! Sooo cute, with the 80s touch mixed with 90s.

Fun dance scene!

Haha

The Sadie Hawkins dance.

Who’s this cutie?

“Dancing is just a conversation between two people”

That’s what I’ve learned in my horse riding lessons. It’s a conversation between you and your horse. Learning to have a conversation.

I wanna go to a honkytonk dance!

Honkytonk, badonky-donk.

Will they finally have a romantic scene? Yes, finally. A romantic dance scene.

He finally took her to his house!!

Or the making of one.

He’s a builder.

Are they going to get steamy here?

Teach her to build something and then find other things to do if you know what I mean, lol.

Awwwwwwwwww

A floral mini dress and cowboy boots, such a cute combination.

How can the instant photo fuck up so much?

Oh no she called him Bill.

They just want to see your spark come back, hun!

I know it was the 90s, but she could use some therapy…

Kids in a Barney suit now lol.

Hah, Jerry Springer on the tv at the bar.

Ugh, Bernice.

Dramatic rainy scenes.

Snuuug as a buuug in a ruuuuug.

They didn’t really poke fun at Birdee being the popular girl back in high school, like adding more flashback scenes, or having more interactions with her old classmates, but it’s kind of refreshing to not have a movie put that front and center to a character, like that’s their whole persona.

No not grandma!?!?!?!?!

What happened!

:(((((

Did she really have to go?? :(

RIP

Dick Bill came to the funeral.

A telegram, technology of the ancients.

Efffffff offfffffffffff Bill!

Bernice, you’ll understand later.

Bill is a pathetic asshole.

I remember when I packed up my Barbie suitcase and wanted to run away to my mimi’s because my parents were fighting.

So traumatic for a little kid :(

Some romcoms really cut deep.

Yes, y’all are the coolest chicks!

Mother/daughter power <3

The dog always has to spoil the ducks’ water fun time!

Haha, that was clever.

Awwwwwwwwwww yes.

So cute!

A parade!

Queen of the Corn~

My cup runneth over <3

Aw, well this was a good romcom. A little more serious and sentimental, rather than constantly funny. It’s nice to have that variety within romcoms. Honestly, not enough romance scenes. But this was a different kind of romcom. And Sandra Bullock is a romcom queen! 

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Thoughts As I Watch: Blue Crush (2002)

A surfing movie!

“I’m gonna be the best surfer in the world, not you”

Oh no, some trauma happened.

I remember this was a popular movie back when it came out. I was like… 8/9 when this came out.

A ladder up a palm tree! Love it.

Yes beach bums <3

Are they in Hawaii?

Bob Marley tunes, great choice.

Reminds me of the DCOM Rip Girls. Rip Girls vibes here. Which came first?

Going to catch some sick waves.

The classic surfer punks.

Rip it girls!!!

They are in Hawaii, beautiful.

Fuck he hit his eye on the reef!! Gross!!

Love this Cruel Summer by Bananarama rap remix.

Gotta have the island surfer asshole antagonist.

Do they kiss in the end? Is this an enemies to lovers story?

Anne Marie is her name. Rooting for you AM.

So many surfers out there, omg.

Aw, looking after their girl Penny.

Her mom runs off to Vegas and she gets stuck raising her sister? Damn.

*Sigh* jet-skis… those aren’t as popular as they used to be. So much fun though. Nothing like ripping up a lake on a jet-ski.

I love their housekeeping dresses!

Dolphins!

We got the surfers, and the skateboarders.

Oh no, Penny is up to no good.

How can hotel guests be so fucking disgusting?

Leave it to football players to destroy a room.

I wanna try a floating paddle bike thing!

Penny’s hanging out with the bad guys~

Shit her board broke!

ITS ALARIC SALTZMAN

A dog on a surfboard!

Cute, teaching the dirty guys how to surf.

I ship Anne Marie and Matt, one of the dirty hotel guys.

Must be so nice, hanging out on your board in the surf as the waves go by.

The ship has sailed.

Zero 7 on the OST, very nice.

At least Matt keeps his room nice.

Awwwwwwwwwwww

Sweetheart?!!! Is he playing her?

Oh, nvm. It’s his niece that called.

—_____—

Cutting the crust off a bologna sandwich.

A hidden surf spot~

Surfing together <3

ThIs Is A lOCal sPoT

Yeah he is an asshole. He needs his ass beat.

Lots of steamy romance scenes~

I’m glad she gets to enjoy the hotel she spent cleaning up every day.

She’s got the hooch, baby.

I think this is the Latina actress that never ages. She was in the Avatar movie, and she’s always in military movies.

Definitely used a stunt double for this wave shoot. Unless KB trained for this role?

Please don’t hit the bottom again.

Oh thank goodness they made it out alive.

Did she lose her surfboard?

Wow when did that game come out? Lol. Ancient graphics.

They should have added more surf competition scenes in this movie. So far we’re just waiting for the Big Day.

That is a GORGEOUS dress.

Is this a Luau? A pig roast? Fun!!!

LUAU!

I need a piña colada stat.

And a luau/pig roast.

These bitches can STFU.

Poon daddy??? LMAO.

Alaric has always been handsome.

Here we go!

The big day.

Reppin that Billabong.

I love her crochet bikini top.

Go Anne Marie!!!!!

Rollin’ with the homies~

Wow those are big swells.

Did she have get herself caught on the reef???

Yes, she made it out.

Aw he’s using a disposable camera, zip zip!

Rip it girl!! Girls.

I love the competition commentary.

Yes women supporting women!

Do they like filming wipeouts?

Yeah, woooh, she did it!!!

Beautiful!!!

Awwww, and a rainbow over the ocean shows up <3

Aww, that was a good film! Loved the girl power, and who doesn’t love a movie set in Hawaii? And I love Kate Bosworth, a unique role for her. Rip girls! Go watch it!

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Thoughts As I Watch: Kingsman Secret Service

Okay what are we getting into now.

Colin!!

Why did they put Secret Service in the title when this is clearly the British SS? Don’t they call them the M16? MI5?

The princess protection agency, lmao.

Just rich people getting into deep shit, as always, haha.

Oh shit he shot his finger off!

Poor professor.

SHIT WHAT

WHO IS SHE

Love her legs.

ITS SAMUEL L JACKSON

When the ads for this movie came out in theaters it looked too cheesy but so far I haven’t tasted any cheese. I love cheesy movies btw.

Woah, fancy schmancy glasses.

They’ve got a good cast in this.

Loving the names. Lancelot, and Merlin. Keep ‘em coming.

The world/earth does heal itself though, nature will overtake anything humans create, in enough time.

Did he say Sir Galahad?

Oh here’s the bloke!

What’s a Rizla?

This kid’s a cutie.

Who are these shits?

Bruv.

Haha serves him right.

Well he’s in deep shit.

How did he walk out of there?!

Ooooh, Colin did it.

His name is Eggsy???

I love that pub, excellent decor and vibe.

I could go for a Guinness.

Colin playing a badass? I’m sat.

THAT UMBRELLA

THAT WATCH

Wow, another movie about a millionaire, said no one ever.

Poor Eggsy :(

Parkour!

I love British curse words.

Those are fine suits!

That’s a fine-ass shop. I’ll have 1 of everything.

I suggest he watch those movies, uncultured SWINE.

THAT MIRROR

Are they going to Diagon Alley.

Suits are nice, but I think we should bring back robes and capes.

I want an estate like that.

This’ll be a fun bunch.

DIGBY lmao

So the subplot is climate change.

Tell us, Samuel.

WHAT THE WATER

That’s creative.

I wouldn’t have survived that long underwater.

Yessssss it’s always teamwork.

What just happened.

OMG the puppies are SO CUTE.

Nice jumpsuits! Really, I love the plaid.

Haha, yes.

Eggsy, you’re a parent now.

Sometimes, or most of the times, rich blokes are spoiled brats with no manners, and lack empathy. They don’t learn kindness or compassion.

JESUS HER LEGS

That pug did not grow up that fast.

A bit much, innit?

It’s Cheusday, innit?

SLJ does have a lisp, I forgot that.

Climate change, free cellphones, spies.

McDonalds product placement.

It worked with Spy Kids, not sure that it works here. Not a creative reference.

Lol, wine and McD’s.

SLJ is a cellphone megalomaniac.

We were rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!

Did the have to make Eggsy dress like a wanker?

He assassinated MT?!

He get’s to choose a suit!

So many fun gadgets!

Is that just a character trait? Valentine has a lisp? SLJ doesn’t have a lisp.

He’s meeting the queen? Lmao

He’s making them shoot their dog?!

What kind of lesson is that?!!!!! Fuck that!

That’s stupid. I wouldn’t join them either if I had to kill my dog.

Good on Eggsy.

How was he to know the gun had blanks in it?!

Wow. No words.

Well, that was an action scene.

Not the SIM cards!

WHAT!!!

He broke the lisp!

Okay, Thanos.

“I invite you to be apart of the new world” - finally brought out the cheese.

Team Eggsy & Roxy.

I ship them.

B e s p o k e

Sad, pathetic rich people.

I wonder what the rotten tomatoes rating was of this movie, not that I care, but still.

Wow, what a glow up, Eggsy!

They way he said valet.

I could go for a martini.

Save Roxanne!!!

Yes she made it!

Wow, did not expect that.

Ewwwww.

Well he saved the world from another Thanos. 

Breaking the 4th wall.

Okay, that was an entertaining movie. But I would never be forced to get rid of a pet. That’s gross. And SLJ does not have a lisp.

Worth watching!

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Thoughts as I watch: The Matrix (1999)

So Neo is a hacker.

And then there’s Trinity.

His work is giving Office Space.

I’m so glad he got caught because I did not want to see him try to get to that scaffold. Big nope.

That agent could use some moisturizer on his face.

Is that a scorpion-like tracker thingy?

Here comes Morpheus!

Keannu really was handsome. He has aged gracefully.

I love Morpheus’s lair, all the old wood and adornment on the paneled walls.

So much talk about taxes.

Show us the matrix now.

Oh here is the famous scene.

I just love all the old technology back then. They really had some wild rigs.

That mirror gloop looked really uncomfortable.

He’s in the Upside Down now.

Well this is….. oooh interesting. Humans in pods.

Like lightbulbs on a Christmas tree.

Ew.

Well he definitely needs a bath.

They made him shave his head for this!

Will his hair grow back by the time the movie ends?

That’s interesting, how he has holes in his body now.

Wow, didn’t expect his ship to be named Nebuchadnezzar.

I’m hoping for the best of humanity in the year 2199.

His hair grew back!

Morpheus’s glasses - slay.

What are those bugs?!

Well that’s some alien shit right there.

Duracell product placement.

Why did they put him in rags? Everyone’s in rags I guess.

They have that technology, but they’re wearing rags. Make it make sense.

Neo are you the Chosen One?

Tank, you seem cool.

Omg they are loading him up with skills!

Superhuman Neo.

Okay, this is really cool.

Lmao the sparring choreography.

Everyone place your bets!

Lol, the science jargon.

Yeah, I would crash after that too.

I ship Neo and Trinity!

This totally inspired Paprika, which in turn inspired Inception.

Whoever was the prop designer did an amazing job. 

Honestly the CGI for this time wasn’t terrible.

When people say that this movie is more of a documentary, I don’t think they were far off.

Yes, maybe so, but just eat the steak and enjoy it! Gimme some of that.

Nothing like steak and a glass of wine.

That agent needs moisturizer, and chapstick.

I’m glad we don’t store porridge like that in 2025.

Is this chicken or tuna?

I’m so glad they haven’t made a remake of this movie. Watch, now that I’ve said that they will make one. You can’t remake this movie. No, please, no.

THE ORACLE

THE RESISTANCE

Rabbits on the TV like the rabbit tattoo on that lady’s arm in the beginning.

Thank you for your wise words, British monk child.

She knows Trinity likes him!!!

I like her cozy little kitchen.

He’s going to sacrifice himself!!!

No Ron, no! There must be another way!

This movie is entertaining the whole way through so far.

Kitty!

Oooooh that Glitch in The Matrix.

OMG WHAT

I could never be comfortable in a glossy plastic pleather dress. I’d suffocate in that.

Nooooooo he blew their cover!

Tank needs new hand warmer gloves, those look stinky and gross. -vomit emoji-

Like avatars in the matrix.

Is he going to kiss her.

Ew, get off her!

I wonder how many takes they had to do that scene with him breathing on her lol.

I need to see Matrix bloopers.

Why does he have to be a dink now?!

Tank to the rescue!!!

Well no shit, Sherlock.

SAVE MORPHEUS

In the matrix Neo has hair, but in RL his hair is still shaved.

RIP Morpheus.

Neo will save the day.

Team Neo & Trinity

This agent talks with his lips like a fish.

Rosebud;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

This movie puts the idea out there that this Earth in a “matrix” is a prison planet, when it is not.

Terminator mode!

Trinity will kick some major ass.

Bringing out the big guns now.

Pleather pants looks SO uncomfortable.

Uploading any skill you can think of is really cool.

Epic save!

HE IS THE ONE

KISS NOW!

That was close.

RUN NEO RUN

Would this guy just go already?

Shit! He did it!

Nooo!!!!!

Ugh!

Always running up stairs and buildings.

Nothing more NYC than an alley full of trash.

He did not climb up after him that fast.

Really now?!?!

Will a kiss bring him back to life?!?!

Love always wins!

Love is the secret sauce.

Ooooh yes the other famous scene.

The guy that plays the agent definitely has the villain type character vibe, and looks. Did he play one of the elves in the LOTR? He looks familiar. 

OMG THEY’RE IN LOVE!

Ohohohohoho now he’s Morpheus 2.0.

Okay that was a good film. And ending with a Rage Against the Machine Song? Chef’s kiss.