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unfortunately for me, i want to be wanted

pretty boyfriends

everyone's so confused by phil being way more unhinged than dan now and i just know dan is there like 😐 because he very much has been trying to tell us this for at least the past ten years

mrandmrlesterhowell

I mean if you'd have seen his early videos you would know!

stars-z

no words for how much i am loving dnp being commanded by these two gen z woman producers. leila driving them around in her tiny little fiat 500. amelia getting them to do tiktoks like theyre bugs in an observatory. this is incredible content and i hope to hear them laughing in the bg of many podcasts to come

gaythewholetime

Can y’all believe that Dan and Phil almost didn’t happen because they both spoke to other men once!! This is crazy!!

userlesbian

cardsagainstdnp

a month ago: you can play this date night game for couples with your best buddy as well

today: do we want kids or nah

sisyphusshrugged

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

xmarblevoidx

"we expose each other's dating history" and then dan's history is that he went to the club with a guy one time.

dandp

And the craziest part of this is we spent 16 years talking about the way they look at each other and making jokes about how unsubtle they, especially Dan, are and how they could never really hide how they felt despite their best effort because you could tell just by looking at them how in love they were and then they hard launched and it turns out we were wrong they WERE actually suppressing it because somehow there's another level to it and they look even more in love with each other now at all times than ever before and it's like how do they even have all that love inside themselves it's so much!!!

fortunatemind

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon

wizardsisananimal

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

christianpuppetshow

Might this be the best Phil has ever looked in a video? Aura unmatched. Face card lethal. Outfit cunty. Freedom & happiness looks so good on him and I am eating it up.