Go back to sleep.

[purgeyouanimos]

[commanderholly-deactivated20180]

That possum is straight up casting a spell. 

[itsliketheyknowus]

"Look at my white shirt and baby and couch.  Breastfeeding is clean and fun." 

[stepawayfromthewindow]

Hahahh hahaahhhh I'm laughing internally because if I actually laugh I'll wake this baby up.

[newkidsonmycock11]

[advil]

THE BABY RUNS INTO A TREE I’M DEAD

[stepawayfromthewindow]

What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?

What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

[airgenawesome-blog]

[moniquill]

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

[devi13]

Clumsy, adorable murder

[jaclynxhyde-deactivated20170206]

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

[sizvideos]

[westernkanye]

He just shoves it in there.

[dancier]

I suck at keeping in contact with people even if I like them

[zoebennson-deactivated20190603]

[shelovesitall]

omg

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[themstennant-deactivated2014091]

Meanwhile, in the back of a pizza shop.

[shirat-hasticker-deactivated201]

[thegreatgibbo-deactivated201804]

The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

Get in the Cage

[atropinings]

this is even funnier cause the cage himself is saying it

[best-of-funny]

X

[headlikeanorange]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[stevetheraptor]

[stepawayfromthewindow]

Or an obliging second party.

[second-in-line-deactivated20131]

[punkrawk4christ]

[thejediramblings-deactivated201]

[peppermonsterofficial]

perfection. headcanon accepted.

[lightmynoobsonfire]

OH MY GOD

[theboyofcheese]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[troyesivan]

no no no no no noaasdfgahkffjk

im literally crying

[atomicpapers]

Oh.

Oh

Oh. Chuck

Oh my fucking chuck. A duck fuck. WWWWWWHHHHYYYYYY THIS ISN’T SPN. STOP. IT WAS A HAPPY ENDING. OMG.