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[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

she thought she killed they asses💀💀😭

[hudlion]

This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting

[thebootydiaries]

feeling egg

[thebootydiaries]

oh my god

[thebootydiaries]

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

[nobodyy-knowws-blog]

I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg

[chowderin]

i love 13 year olds

[whatthebec]

[deletedblog122020]

tender & delicious gummy pasta

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

me and a bunch of rowdy teens are going out to an abandoned parking lot to do some swearing

[m3rryg4m]

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

[railroadsoftware]

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do? Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

[finndamerons-archive]

you've heard of cotton eye joe, now get ready for

polyester foot bob

[patterbay]

2017 mood

[erarg]

we will never know the scale of their riches 

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[yanderechild-archive]

toxic love 💌

[stacojiu]

♡ Game Over Bag ♡

[youcoolbaby]

good good parenting

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

it was called ninteno 64 because there were only 64 of them

[rainbowgazes-archive]

it was called nintendo 64 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

[iamoutofideas]

it was called the n64 because it was made in 1964

[mediumsizedboy]

It was called the Nintendo 64 because it’s Nintendo’s 64th console

[metroidprime2-echoes]

It was called the N64 because of its 64 bit processor, which was capable processing 3 dimensional graphics, which was the main selling point of the console, due to the rarity of 3D systems at the time

[diesetdown]

It was called th N64 because the souls of the original 64 Nintendo employees are trapped inside it.

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]