Story of a girl.

[citycrowdpleaser-deactivated201]

say it with me now..

[thegirlfriend-experience]

2018 Goals

[luxuryhighendcommodity]

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

[miss-vickt0re]

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

[ferrous-princess]

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

[languidangel]

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

[unbotheredmuse]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

cant argue with that

[k1mkardashian]

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

[teenscoolest]

[teenscoolest]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[theshitneyspears]

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

[caramelassandlotsofcash]

2020: rich bitch

[slimetony]

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

[puciboi-deactivated20201125]

what halsey song is this

[hawlucha]

[sketchyfool]

you forgot this panel

[stilinski]

me: *spends $3″

me: 

[fuckyahumor]

THIS IS 100% ME

[lyricallymnded]

i hope this comes back to haunt you // neck deep

[veryfunnymemes]

[mjalti]

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

[roycunt]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

THATS BETWEEN YOU AND GOD GOODBYEEEEEEEEE

[racial]

december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand

[scringlegrup42]

Me too bitch, you ain’t special.

[racial]

i am special . .And so are you, we dont need to fight

[fuckyahumor]

me: i hate being mean if i could solve everything kindly and peacefully i would do it in a heartbeat hurting another person should always be a last resort

an Important Person™: this person upset me

me: kill them

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[reasonandempathy]

“I know no one cares, but this is illegal.”