The Musings of a Boy from Nowhere

Hey, I'm Steve, 29, general idea of what's going on- no clue what to do with it.

[funstyle]

woke up at 6 to feed the cats and blearily made sure to jot down the "genius post" rattling around in my skull so i wouldnt forget

[lord-zero]

LD

[balletange]

I'm a hopeless romantic, which means all my brain cells are pastel pink and heart-shaped.

[poop-music-deactivated20200823]

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[tentacuddles]

[triangleguy]

"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons

[queermania]

just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

[b0nkcreat]

“this accessory is not supported by your device” that’s charger you stupid bitch shes your girlfriend

[bantlers]

The devil is a twink named luke

[turnipfritters]

- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[aflo]

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

[gil-estel]

LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

[gil-estel]

YOU'RE KIDDING ME THE SLUG IS GAY??????

[majinzelpher]

[transarsonist]

do you think they retconned the slug into being gay cause we interprited him as homophobic, or was this always the plan and he was just judging the young queers like those two gays muppets

[dreamypuppyeyes-deactivated2024]

here pretty boy psssppsssps *shakes lego box* c’mere boy

[nylonlion]

It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

[stud-yawgmoth]

[ranger52enroute-deactivated2023]

The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures

[mousegirlheart]

[conzoop]

throwing it back woeful style

[offspring]

lets all go FUCK here