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How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

queer-things-and-stuff

HoW!?

queer-things-and-stuff

lumikinetic

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Embrace the gay

EMBRACE IT

big-bad-bastard

Are we gonna ignore the fact that she literally gets a cookie at the end as a reward for her hard work?? I mean, look at how FUCKING HAPPY she is!!!!

italymystery-swanqueen

malefistache

I’m a Queen and a bit more refined.

ashermajestywishes

How to get the savior to taste my forbidden fruit?

farewellmyswan-deactivated20200

Your move.

shortcakeyard

I made you a promise I intend to keep.

yaminoendo

You have no idea what I am capable of.

delirious-comfort

I invited her.

agrayalien

You know you can do this. It's inside you (Emma). 😉

stephanoula23

So what! I don't have to tell you everything I'm doing!

yennaslilac-deactivated20220911

do you think Swan Queen has what's needed to be canon?

Listen, no I actually KNOW that at this point swan queen is the only thing that makes sense. they have come so far and fits in so beautifully. I mean come on? swan queen is the most well written and developed relationship in the show, it is the most layered and and the balance of the entire storyline.

Full offense but they’re worthy of canon more than the canon shipssq is so fucking layered I could drown in its depth There are so many sides I love about this ship, and they’re all canon AF,

Family?

Check ✔️

History?

Check ✔️

Romantic tropes?

(i could go on lma o)

Check ✔️

Magic?

Check ✔️

Development?

Check ✔️

Chemistry?

Check ✔️

Trust?

Check ✔️

parallels ?

Check ✔️

Love?

Check ✔️

Married af?

Check ✔️

Heteros?

No check tbfh ❌

you-taste-likewhiskey

Everyone should reblog this.

outswanqueen

Agreed. ✔️

agrayalien

I have done my sworn duty as a Swen.

anniemunchkins

This might just be the most SQ picture I’ve ever seen… 😂

agrayalien

This is so perfect!

Also, it looks like they’re in a 70s cop show.

stephanoula23

My favourite 70's cop show - Closet and Milf 😂

teaboot

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

shakespork

this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist

merrilymercer-deactivated202101

i’m cRYING

ms-demeanor

“So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks” is still maybe the cutest thing that’s ever been said about space exploration.

searchingapples-blog

Over a year ago ouat ended and swanqueen is still my otp and I love them just as much as I did when I started watching back in season one. Reblog and show me how many Swanqueen shippers are still around.

swanqueensalad

hey remember when emma swan and regina mills fell wildly dramatically beautifully magically in love over the complicated course of six seasons and nobody rly said anything about it

agrayalien

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

My very talented wife's first fan fic. Swanqueen of course....

majesticduxk-deactivated2018121

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

soupernabturel

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

whitmerule

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

hazeldomain

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

prairiedust

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

hazeldomain

But do you pad across rooms?

prairiedust

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

mittensmorgul

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

k-vichan

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

dorkaelskunkworks

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

authorjcalamy

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw.

bettsfic

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

sleepingreader

I’m grinning widely at this

defydamage

I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.

crollalanzaa

I’m humming appreciatively.

chubbychoco

this post is calling me out personally and every single one of you, with all the love in my heart, can shut the fuck up

theonetruebadguy-deactivated201

I hate everything about this

mugsy

i’m going to bring up this post to intentionally annoy you

theonetruebadguy-deactivated201

*loud screeching*

destinylynnd

I found it so troublesome to re-blog this with my entire body trembling from laughter.

sunflowershine03

reblogging as my eyebrows cock with intrigue.

scribblemoose

I was so aroused by this post that my pupils blew wide, irises no more than mere slivers

ohsodraco

I had to grudgingly admit how unfairly attractive this post had become since I’d last seen it

reserve

This post called me out so hard that I had to close my eyes for a moment to center myself.

stephanoula23

When I read this I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding.

swanqueensalad

the love story between emma swan and regina mills was so fucking breathtaking i genuinely feel bad for those who couldn’t see it. their story is what i will take from once upon a time, and will stay with me for the rest of my life and the fact some people missed out on it is so fucking wild to me

stephanoula23

yennaslilac-deactivated20220911

do you think Swan Queen has what's needed to be canon?

Listen, no I actually KNOW that at this point swan queen is the only thing that makes sense. they have come so far and fits in so beautifully. I mean come on? swan queen is the most well written and developed relationship in the show, it is the most layered and and the balance of the entire storyline.

Full offense but they’re worthy of canon more than the canon shipssq is so fucking layered I could drown in its depth There are so many sides I love about this ship, and they’re all canon AF,

Family?

Check ✔️

History?

Check ✔️

Romantic tropes?