Prairie Dust

haunting the museum

[beybuniki]

dream a little dream of me

[strawlessandbraless]

Divorce so toxic the only options for couples counseling are some knowing remarks from the Queen of Hell and a hostage Leviathan in Purgatory forced to listen to all their baggage

[nikadd]

you should not be allowed to play carry on my wayward son on other tv shows

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

cas gets real pissy if dean uses the nicknames he uses Just Because for cas on someone else

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

and NO dean doesn’t call the waitress Sweetheart he doesn’t go around calling random people on the street Sunshine but sometimes when eileen and he are playfully sniping at each other and dean calls her Sweetheart in mock sarcasm or when jack leaps up on him and knees him in the chest and he wheezes out a Sweetheart. i think cas doesn’t understand why he gets so grouchy all of a sudden but i know it’s definitely because he doesn’t like sharing his title. not even w his kid

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

(@itsqueerlovebabey)

[mapsontheweb]

Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States

[a-book-of-creatures]

Average trip to Florida

[whetstonefires]

we must take the ring to jacksonville

[lemonsharks]

[wazzappp]

Floridor

[your-url-is-problematic]

“THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO JACKSONVILLE!”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY”

[bromcommie]

I know it’s been said before but an iconic, undeniably canon property of Cas' and tangentially of the Destiel dynamic is the “buddy boy you’ve got what they call sex appeal” of it all. I mean it’s always great when humans look at Cas being strange and off-putting and fumbling his way through every single human interaction and go “what a hot endearing guy”, don’t get me wrong. But what I really can’t get enough of is the fact that he also has the angelic equivalent of crazy game which he’s usually only marginally aware of/completely disinterested in save for being generally prideful or using it for tactical purposes. Even more hilarious, the fact that throughout the show the other angels are absolutely fucking fuming about him choosing humans in spite of this.

Because the thing is Cas is already reasonably well regarded amongst angels as a very competent and loyal soldier and then after he falls he just keeps exponentially gaining both a bad reputation and a cult following. He used to be a master tactician. He was around for Heaven’s greatest battles. He’s led two different controversial uprisings. He keeps disobeying God’s word and he’s killed thousands and he might be a little batshit crazy but he’s also just. Kind of a nice dude. He’s Heaven’s most wanted, for better or for worse. Every angel he meets either wants to fucking kill him or drop to their knees and pledge allegiance, which in angel terms pretty much makes him the extremely fuckable guy with a leather jacket and motorcycle in every teen drama.

And then every time the angels do meet him, instead of a host of warriors there’s this pathetic miniscule angry creature bristling and hissing at his side and the angels are like. Castiel. Why is that bacteria speaking to you. And Castiel fierce garrison commander savior of the rebellion war criminal bearer of free will who God Himself resurrected 47482 times gets this horrifying soft misty eyed look on his face and goes “oh no that’s just my bestest friend in the whole world most beautiful incredible lovable person I’ve ever met in my entire millennia-long life. Dean say hi” and the bacteria goes 🙄😒😏 and rattles off the most incomprehensible sentence on God’s green earth and then calls the angels a slur and the angels collectively feel grace leak out their ears

[gotyouanyway]

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[spngirlpolls]

there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.

[lichanicksstuff]

Destiel is so funny. Queer romance told by straight haters, between a biblical angel and a human written by non-christian people, acted by a random guy from texas and some white house ex intern, with an ending so bad it became a meme, haunting the show to the point it gets referenced in a romance spin off, hated by so many and loved by even more to the point it's been the biggest ship written on the biggest fanfiction archive ever built for years. Truly, the greatest love story ever told on accident.

[waihtie]

Forever thinking about how Dean stabbed and shot Cas when they first met, meaning he knows FULL WELL that it doesn't hurt Cas in the slightest, but he still has to always protect Cas from guns that can't hurt him

Meanwhile Cas:

[flightyfinch]

other birds must get so pissed off by mockingbirds. like imagine you get in a fight with your wife and the next week you can hear your upstairs neighbor repeating the argument word for word as sexual roleplay

[slcpunkmoved]

why are you as a man "cocking" your gun ? so you can "shoot a load" into another man ??

[slcpunkmoved]

who is dean winchister

[doomed-era]

idc about '&' and '/' in ao3 tags. I want a '?' for wildcard. they're in a relationship. i won't tell you what kind

[gean-grey-blog]

"I'm not sure there's a definition for what these two have going on, and neither are they"

[van1llaskys]

[ate-a-chili]

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[hyenabeanz]

Stumbled across this public post about this from the person who made the dress.

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[earhartsease]