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Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow

Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup

periegesisvoid-deactivated

like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

assassinationtipsforladies

Straight boys are god’s dumbest creation

suisicedsquad

#these parallels kill me #the more the show goes on #the more you see how both jake and gina #have made influences in each other #since their childhood

the signs according to my leo dad

aries: mom's an aries, right? isn't that her sign-thing? they're... nice

taurus: excuse me, what? torah? what did you say???

gemini: *groans*

cancer: there's a sign named cancer? that's not nice

leo: aren't i a leo? is that what i am? yeah, i'm a leo. right? they're the best, then

virgo: what???????

libra: oh, i know what a libra is... stay away from those

scorpio: torpedo!!!

sagittarius: saggy hilarious??? what did you say??? stop laughing!! whAT DID YOU SAY????

capricorn: *grunts* you're a capricorn. i know that

aquarius: your brother's an aquarius, right? yeah. why don't they sleep

pisces: spicies??

grootficguy

i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

qeckoi

what did he say

grootficguy

“you’re fired”

charaznable

why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor

nymphmold

*picks stars and puts in ur hair*

parkchanwoohoo

Gotham does two important things very, very well

It portrays Bruce and his life after his parents’ deaths in a way that makes you go “Ah yes, this would be the type of child to grow up fighting crime while dressed as a bat”

It portrays Gotham and its citizens in a way that makes you go “Of course, this city can only be cleansed by a man fighting crime while dressed as a bat”

mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

coopernius

I don’t care what you’ve done in your life. I don’t care how many peace prizes you’ve won or how many people you nailed. I don’t care if you’ve won emmys, oscars, or globes. Nothing you have done or will do can compare to the Corgi Avengers.

coopernius

101 notes. In one day. The FUCK.

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BECAUSE CORGI AVENGERS DUH

willyciraptor-blog

thor’s canon expression

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people who aren’t at least mildly obsessed with something are hard to buy gifts for

randomfandomteacher

word to the wise: don’t hide your obsessions; all you get is soap/candles.

judasisgayriot

The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

newblogisnotjustanoxymoron-deac

wait, that’s not what they’re talking about?

wildwood-faun

Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!

stammsternenstaub

WHAT

entomancy

I… did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs. Googling ‘olive garden breadsticks’ does seem to suggest a tastier thing.

Huh.

sweatitoutshutyourmouth

breadsticks (grissini)

olive garden breadsticks (baguettes)

xvesperrose

Omfg I thought they meant the top breadsticks

martiethebat

How the hell are you supposed to shove a massive baguette into your purse???? I thought it meant the little breadsticks because you can break them into smaller pieces so that they fit

hopeful-weirdo

they’re not actual baguettes, they’re very soft and probably 7-10 inches long. They’re served warm and brushed with butter.

macleod

this week in: the rest of the world learns of the amazing american olive gaden breadstick

itscyran

REBLOG IF YOU USED TUMBLR IN 2011 - 2013

If so, you knew how turnt Tumblr use to be

inactive987654321-deactivated20

started this account in jan 2010

spacewillowz

#remember the mishapocalypse#and doge#and do she got the booty#she dooooooo

and of course those who combined ‘do she got the booty’ with the equally short-lived ‘swiggity swag what’s in the bag’ to form ‘swiggity swooty do she got the booty’

lesbirdan

#and if thou starest too long into the abyss#the abyss shall stare back at thee

okay but i was watching hannibal when that happened and

“swiggity swag, i’m a stag”

sadhoc

i started around 2011, with homestuck and sherlock, during the fall of the onceler fandom. i witnessed the mishapocalypse and fanpro. i saw the rises and falls of so many trends: flower crowns, sassygay[character] urls, homestuck askblogs, and “WHAT IS AIR”

but nothing before or after has every compared to the dangan ronpa fandom circa summer 2013

lntternetexplorer

Moon moon tho

juliuscaesarofficial

i joined around july of 2013 and lemme tell you being thrown into that shitstorm was terrifying af

Mom: Talk to me about your problems

Me: I'm just stressed out

Mom: YOU'RE stressed out??! I SPEND ALL DAY ON MY FEET COOKING AND CLEANING AND NOBODY DOES CRAP IN THISE HOUSE EXCEPT FOR ME, and YOU'RE stressed out? You don't have any real problems you're a baby.

NASA: Do you wanna see some pictures of Pluto?

me: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SPACE

thoscheiongallifrey

mikesloventouch

This is the most amazing Vine I have ever seen.

All other Vines can go home.

officialdisneyprincesses-

to be free

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joshmosh415

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.