don't tell me what to do.

[90skid-com]

Teacher: do you have that homework assignment done?

Me: 

[morsaclizombi]

[egberts]

[stephnyyy]

Every day of 2020, and apparently 2021 🥲

[rotting-milk]

‪maybe she’s born with it maybe it’s debilitating childhood trauma ‬

[of-foolish-and-wise]

oh, to be the owner of a small bookshop on a cobblestone street with roses climbing the front of the building, where books are stacked about in piles and there’s always coffee brewing and a sleepy shop dog lifts his head at the sound of the door’s bell and thumps his tail against the hardwood

[aestum]

[stream]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[leepace71]

I always hate when they ask what you expect to make. It’s like a trick question. They want to know if you think you’re worth more they they want to pay you. Just tell me what you want to pay me for Godsake!

[minfonica]

[loosesealbluths]

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[clownships-deactivated20230325]

one time i was drinking lemonade and then took the cup randomly and spilled my drink on the floor next to me before setting the cup down in from of me on the table. i sat there for 10 fucking minutes before realizing that my cup was empty, to which i then got up from my chair to get some more, cause a bitch was thirsty, and my ass slipped

[pedromgabriel]

- Nothing’s Impossible -

by Pedro Gabriel

Instagram

[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[g-jackson]

this literally makes me so happy

[jvstinderosa]

More Autumn in the Mid Atlantic

[fluffygif]

Distinguished gentleman

[squiddoodle]

He is wearing himself as a hat

[whitepeopletwitter]

[falsedetective]

[starcades]

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight