Claire Keane
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Product Placement
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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taylor price
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Love Begins

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Sade Olutola
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"Oh to live without your mind,
What a blissful life it would be"
- a look inside mental illness
i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”
deadass
can we appreciate the respectfully tho?
we’ve all been the student
One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.
So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.
I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.
Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.
After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”
I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.
We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.
I enjoyed this more than the last season of AHS
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-6ggWp0KdU)
Be picky about vibes. Be picky about the energy you surround yourself with. You owe yourself that much
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5WIC1hPMt0)
1969 Alka Seltzer “Spicy Meatball” Commercial
Honestly I’ve heard this parodied so much but I’ve never seen the source
I didn’t even know it was a commercial I just thought it was a joke at Italians.
Why aren’t todays commercials like this
Clear your mind here
when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia
ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET
Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia
Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket
How homophobes should be treated honestly.
I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!
“Tip your waitress”
LAWD HAMMERCY I NEED TO START LOOKING AT THIS LOL
Lafayette is perfect!
THIS DRAGGING WAS LEGENDARY
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
#death from above
this post makes me cry every single damn time