Mau & Derrick

🔥Villain Blog 🔥 Mau speaks a bit of German 🔥 We’re here to play music and punch cops 🔥 Mau plays trumpet 🔥 Derrick sings 🔥 Mau uses they/them 🔥Derrick uses He/She/They 🔥 Heroes ok to interact but we might make fun of you 🔥

[kadethecat]

Mau stimboard

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[stereosonic]

I almost forgot to say, sorry it’s been a while since an update, not like anyone cares too much. Me and Derrick are feeling much better now to say the least and we got some nice smoothies! I almost regret lashing out at AM but Derrick says it’s alright, he says it was necessary and it doesn’t make me a bad person. I hope he’s right.

- Mau

[stereosonic]

I’m sorry if this clogs up your dashboard, but I’ll just be kinda documenting how me and Derrick are recovering from being in the shack right now, if it bothers you then just block the tag #shackstatus . There’s important suff happening right now, but we ddont necessarily have to focus on the negatives and such… - Mau

[stereosonic]

Turns out I forgot to add my own commentary here, and I just added the explanation of what i’d be talking about. To be honest if I knew how to delete posts I probably would’ve done that, but i’ll just continue on through my mistakes even if people don’t like it I guess. I think Derrick’s a bit bothered by everything that’s happening. He says he’s fine though, and I think he’s probably telling the truth. He only hides his feelings when they’re really, really bad. I’m gonna try to play some games with him in a bit to help him feel better!

- Mau

[stereosonic]

Everything seems to be getting to him much worse then I thought. I made him a box mac n cheese since those are always comforting and we can afford it, but he wouldn’t touch it... He didn’t feel up to playing games and I... I should have been more perceptive throughout the whole day but he’s just... borderline unresponsive. I wish I was able to deal with this. Maybe I can start with confronting my own feelings. - Mau

[stereosonic]

I’m sorry if this clogs up your dashboard, but I’ll just be kinda documenting how me and Derrick are recovering from being in the shack right now, if it bothers you then just block the tag #shackstatus . There’s important suff happening right now, but we ddont necessarily have to focus on the negatives and such… - Mau

[stereosonic]

Turns out I forgot to add my own commentary here, and I just added the explanation of what i’d be talking about. To be honest if I knew how to delete posts I probably would’ve done that, but i’ll just continue on through my mistakes even if people don’t like it I guess. I think Derrick’s a bit bothered by everything that’s happening. He says he’s fine though, and I think he’s probably telling the truth. He only hides his feelings when they’re really, really bad. I’m gonna try to play some games with him in a bit to help him feel better!

- Mau

[stereosonic]

I’m sorry if this clogs up your dashboard, but I’ll just be kinda documenting how me and Derrick are recovering from being in the shack right now, if it bothers you then just block the tag #shackstatus . There’s important suff happening right now, but we ddont necessarily have to focus on the negatives and such... - Mau

[stereosonic]

blargh

[8ball-official]

HELLO THIS IS GLIPH I work at YesNoMaybe headquarters. our boss 8ball is missing they were last seen at Dr. Steele’s big base. They said they would walk home from there to our base alone but they never came home for like a week. They don’t like the photo I added first but it’s all I have. I also drew one myself with better detail. I will pay someone 800$ if they can bring our boss back.

[stereosonic]

Me and Derrick can’t do much but we will keep an eye out whenever we have to leave the shed! - Mau

[stereosonic]

I don’t want to occupy to much of everyone’s attention, but me and Derrick are alright for the most part! We made some nice soup and Derrick and I are resting up. We were able to buy crutches for relatively cheap as well! I definitely wouldn’t call it good but we’re at an alright place. The shack is comfy enough for now.

- Mau

[stereosonic]

Hello. Derrick here. Mau has recently gotten out of the hospital: the burns didn’t reach their skin, they just have to grow back the fur. Me coming back after being worried sick that my best friend would not be okay and then I immediately saw that 8Ball was in grave danger, due to this AM fucker.

Whoever AM is? You’re gonna fucking pay for not only my leg, NOT ONLY for endangering 8Ball, but because you hurt my friend.

I’m gonna make you BLEED, motherfucker.

-Derrick

[stereosonic]

Hello everyone, I have been gone for a while due to circumstances that have arisen- you know what? Screw it. Fuck the handbook, my base blew up and the league isn’t doing jack shit about it. I’ve contacted them multiple times and I’ve gotten radio silence and it’s infuriating. Not only have I sustained a broken leg, 40% of Mau’s fur has been scorched, so I have to pay for medical bills that I don’t have the money for. I haven’t even gotten out of High School yet. If any of you have any way of helping, please let me know. - Derrick

[sunny-day-evil]

We May Have Some Spare Money And/ Or Spare Medical Supplies To Help You Out. Where Should We Send It?

-C. Sly

[stereosonic]

Thank you for your offer of help. We’re out of the hospital and mostly safe for right now. We thankfully have a small emergency shed that’s near what’s left of our base. If you know where that is we’re staying there for now. It’s not our top priority right now, but if anyone has any leads on who caused this then that would be a help as well.  - Mau

[stereosonic]

Hello everyone, I have been gone for a while due to circumstances that have arisen- you know what? Screw it. Fuck the handbook, my base blew up and the league isn’t doing jack shit about it. I’ve contacted them multiple times and I’ve gotten radio silence and it’s infuriating. Not only have I sustained a broken leg, 40% of Mau’s fur has been scorched, so I have to pay for medical bills that I don’t have the money for. I haven’t even gotten out of High School yet. If any of you have any way of helping, please let me know. - Derrick

[evil-elio-official]

m watching the stars to relax :D

[stereosonic]

I enjoy watching the stars as well... I find them very pretty.  - Mau

[sparks-corporation]

I really need some advice on romancing-

[stereosonic]

Well, I’m not too experienced, but the best advice I can give is to not judge yourself too hard and be forward. Giving gifts is a good way to show your positive feelings for someone! I would recommend asking if he likes roses first, because then the gift will be more personal and it will show you’ve put thought into it.  - Mau

[ahoymrpest]

Sorry everybody, I was busy setting up a proper living space for our new roommate. Did I miss anything?

[stereosonic]

Nothing too important, I think.

- Mau

[stereosonic]

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but people need to have medical facilities on standby at their evil lairs. Was visiting an anonymous villain the other day, and they had absolutely no way of providing medical care, even for a skinned knee. If any of you think I’m talking about you, then you should probably add some medical stations before you get a violation. -Derrick

[sunny-day-evil]

ugh.

isn’t a few bandages and bandaids enough for you??? jeez

[stereosonic]

 It may be enough for me, but not for a hero who’s gotten second degree burns. I’d recommend you add medical supplies other than a few loose Shrek Band-Aids before I report you. -Derrick 

[stereosonic]

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but people need to have medical facilities on standby at their evil lairs. Was visiting an anonymous villain the other day, and they had absolutely no way of providing medical care, even for a skinned knee. If any of you think I’m talking about you, then you should probably add some medical stations before you get a violation. -Derrick

[ahoymrpest]

My henchman asked me if we could host a "Memorial Day Party" for the other villains, and I politely declined. I am unsure as to WHY he wants to host one. Neither of us care about the country of America. I think he just wants an excuse to cook and invite people over, as it gets rather lonely at base with only the two of us here. ...I did promise him we could go out to "party" after I finish plotting today's scheme.

[ahoymrpest]

hi uh.....this is nibbles :} !! pest is uh...hes going out to get supplies for the evil plans hes gonna do and uh, i was just wondering if anybody wanted to come over (he might be gone for a while...) i got uh, hotdogs. burgers. chips uh...im also making chilli! you can bring your own food if you want :D

just lmk if ur interested! ok bbye

[stereosonic]

Hello, this is Mau the villainous cat! If it’s ok with you I’d love to come over and help! I can help with the main cooking and bring some sweet tea (iced tea) over if you want.

My and Derrick’s blog is not finished yet but this is a limited time opportunity and I think he’ll understand.

- Mau (I know I’ve already said my name but for my future posts I plan to sign off like this)

[ahoymrpest]

hi hi!! id appreciate your help a lot!! and ice tea sounds nice!! can't wait to see yall :D!! -nibbles

[stereosonic]

Hello, this is Derrick Striker of Stereosonic, I would be very inclined to be joining this cookout!!! I can get Mau to bring their really good soup!