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[dropdeadxfitness]

Hook it up.

[olympic88]

Lidia Valentín (Spain)

Rio 2016 Olympics

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[arandomthot]

Enjoy your grandparents while we have them

[run-bassel-deactivated20201022]

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[sosuperawesome]

Watercolor Art and Prints by Jess Weymouth on Etsy

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[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

[fuckindiva]

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[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD POST

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[luna-mistrunner]

2018 is the year of the dog so I’m out here gently begging 2018 to please, please be a good dog

[lightningbuster]

[plannedparenthood]

New Year’s Eve is here, which means it’s prime kissing time! If you’re looking for a smooch when the ball drops, remember to ask.

[andallshallbewell]

[twitterlols]

[ripndipcl]

[blcksprng]

:’(

[pentecost]

[super-mans-dead]

[sillyinlilly]

[grace--upon--grace]