The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer

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I like this old guy

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Pretty Soon ….

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A Donnie McClurkin Break – Love this Guy! Yeah, I'm a Jew, I'm just a pitiful one, a pitiful one who loves going to the Holyland Experience in Orlando. It's the next best thing to actually going to Jerusalem itself. The music there always blows me away Praise the Lord! oops

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Kim, oh Kim Most people (except the CNN watchers) are crediting Trump with the dramatic changes we see in the policies we see changing in North Korea. But we here know the real reason.

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I'm sure Steve Ballmer is shaking in his boots - Joe Wilcox

I’m sure Steve Ballmer is shaking in his boots – Joe Wilcox

I like Wilcox:

How else could he react to the stunning news that Macs now have 5 percent global PC market share. Surely the Windows monopoly is teetering on its foundations. OMG! It only took Apple 10 years to achieve this stunning milestone. Steve Jobs set the 5 percent goal a decade ago when launching the first Apple Store. Quick send the EMS team to Ballmer’s office!

Needham analyst Charlie…

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SIGN THE PETITION! Stop just talking about the "good old days" - Sign the petition and help them to come back!

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Huckabeed!

Mike Huck for some strange reason called a press conference last week and talked about, me! He went on and on about anti-trust abuses at Microsoft, price fixing, bad software, viruses, ….. then one of the reporters in the audience reminded him that I was no longer the CEO of Microsoft.

awkward silence …….

Mike: “how about those Cavaliers?”

You got to love Mike Huck!

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Words of Iron, Life and Death! – My Blog!

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Pryor in Gun Shop

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Apple is Falling!

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Autographed at HeavenCon ’09 I will never sell my autographed pictures from Heavencon '09. Sammy and Lib would never forgive me.

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Looking Forward to St. Pat's in Savannah Again!

Looking Forward to St. Pat’s in Savannah Again!

Going to Savannah’s St. Patrick’s Day celebration over the years has become something I look forward to all year. The Boston parade is good, Dublin is great, New York is ok, but Savannah is off the chain! The food is to die for! Me and Paula eats some fooood baby!

Um, talk’n ’bout greens n nik’bone, red-rice, ho-cakes, BBQ beef rib (I don’t do pig), sweet tata-pie, low country boil, fried…

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Pretty Soon ….

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I Loved This ‘Toon I saw this cartoon at the Microsoft+ website and just have to repost it. LOL

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We Can be Heroes – I am – Loved Bowie! I was actually on stage playing keyboards. Look carefully.

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Never Been to Spain

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Huckabeed!

Mike Huck for some strange reason called a press conference last week and talked about, me! He went on and on about anti-trust abuses at Microsoft, price fixing, bad software, viruses, ….. then one of the reporters in the audience reminded him that I was no longer the CEO of Microsoft.

awkward silence …….

Mike: “how about those Cavaliers?”

You got to love Mike Huck!

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