Stevenstuck

Miriam~99'liner ~Jewish~USA ~Homestuck~Steven Universe~Semi-Fluent German Speaker

[jaypillerva]

I’m Filipino so I couldn’t just let go of the fact that Lars made ube cake.

[badsciencejokes]

Oh my

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[onlytwitterpics]

[averagefairy]

i put this picture of me joyously holding giant zucchinis on my tinder just cause i thought it was cute and ever since every first message i get, without fail, is “those are some big cucumbers hehe ;)” which has led me to come to two scientifically proven conclusions. the first being that men are aroused by anything remotely phallic. and the second, men have a generally unclear understanding of vegetables. together hopefully we can work to raise zucchini awareness among men ages 20-27

[averagefairy]

update: ability to identify a zucchini has gone from poor to unacceptable

[peonyartz]

so….. im love 

[jevinski]

I always end up drawing Lapis.

[kyopal]

Some good and pure Ame-dot-net

[hamburgerboogie-deactivated2016]

[pleatedjeans]

[positivitybreathescreativity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having kids is like having really drunk friends who take 18-25 years to sober up.

[slavery]

Good ad

[ladygolem]

the dog paid for this ad

[pricklyalpaca]

sassy chile

[paxamericana]

i completely forgot that new white house press secretary sean spicer is also the guy that chews and swallows 30+ pieces of gum per day

[badsciencejokes]

Shit

[dadz0ne-deactivated20190608]

[hotsoccergirl1234-remade-blog1]

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke