Steven Stone

Gonna ROCK your world and STEEL yo girl

[neilcicierega]

[jamdoughnutmagician]

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

[harryhazardhausen-deactivated20]

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

[actionables]

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

one wheel motorcycle

pin-boys who manually lined pins up

baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

zoo-keeper showering a penguin

[ahkep]

But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

[samanthabrown1]

[yahnahstee]

me playing sports

[everniam]

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[oneofusbyabba]

when the whole squad thicc as hell

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

[megachilid-deactivated20200405]

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

[israfel070-deactivated20180419]

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

[commandersheena]

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

[paradoxicalissue]

bed blogging and hearing your mom yell that lunch’s ready

rushing to the kitchen like

mom: it’ll be ready in five mins but would you mind setting the table?

[veita]

"babe wake up we gotta watch yugioh"

[jethag]

Sharpay has changed so much 

[aglionby]

[stevenstoneofficial]

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

[officialunitedstates]

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

[perhapsarat]

"What’s a Wheezy?"…"The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!” 

[perhapsarat]

i did one for ginny and now finally have done one for ron

this could have been so much longer

[perhapsarat]

Things that bothered me the most in the Harry Potter movies and why, a compilation

Okay so after my rewatch I’ve decided to make one post explaining everything that annoys me. This is from movie 3 onwards because I believe the first 2 did a good job. The only problem is…

[leighmustpie]

idk, most of the points are right - but the Snape point feels a little off. audiences aren’t silly - they understand that the section was taken from Snape’s memories and thus would be bias to portraying James that way. he was neither saint nor villain. 

[perhapsarat]

Trust me the Snape point is not off. Only a small fraction of people I’ve encountered understand/acknowledge the bias in those scenes. I mean the fact that a lot of people believed Snape to be Harry’s real father after watching the movies kind of said it all.

[perhapsarat]

basically

[feapersonals]