steven universe heritage posts

Send me all your most iconic posts from throughout SU history

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[bradbradleyart]

Here’s a very serious historical record of something super important. 

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Do you have the comic where Peridot and Lapis regenerate as a farmer and a goth and Steven says ‘where the fuck are your stars’?

No but if you send it to me I'll reblog it

[mallowmaenad]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[jager-mistress-diane]

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[ranchuppi]

“like, so warm on my legs, gurl!” – sparkle susan

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[ikimaru]

upcoming episodes prediction

(I saw this vine and)

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[ask-lapis-and-peridot]

she lov it

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[shadowofthelamp]

the lil bit of tiddy poking out over the dress… gay rights

[oathkeeper-of-tarth]

Every time I lay eyes on Rose Quartz I wish to shake Pearl’s hand and present her with an “Outstanding Achievement in Character Design” award.

[thatpreciousthing]

pearl the opportunist

[palezma]

I AM SORRY THIS ADDITION NEEDS REBLOGGING

[official-boob-posts]

I’ve been trying to channel rose quartz since watching su over summer

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[poppyseed-art]

Based on this post by @min3nc

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[lapiss-ocean-of-tears]

That’s it. That’s the show.

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[cartooncoyote]

So you’re telling me the Crystal Gems saw the twin towers fall and did nothing about it?

[tauforged]

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[snout]

people on this site will make the biggest scene whenever any of the crystal gems has the tiniest flaw but i don’t see ANYBODY talking about all of the innocent people steven callously stabs per episode ..? :/

[snout]

it seems like almost every time i watch the show i’m like, great, another steven’s knife episode. it’s like, enough? we get it??

[translesbiantop-deactivated2021]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[snout]

stevens knife. why isnt anybody talking about this

[lilacslug]

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[neoduskcomics]

Spoiler Vision

Come follow me on deviantart and twitter.

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[kingcheddarxvii]

Arm wrestlin’ comics

[fatgoatboi]

*slams fist on table* NOW THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I AM HERE FOR

[maybe-moonbeams]

TINY HANDS!! HER ONLY WEAKNESS!!

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[jettreno]

I want them to talk

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[ganymedesclock]

Something I think is interesting is if you consider Warp Tour through The Return from Peridot’s perspective, it’s a little bit like…

Imagine you’re working in a good-sized office building. It has a basement, but it’s always locked and you’ve never been there. One day your boss hands you the keys, tells you there’s a fax machine down there, and asks you to go see if it’s working.

You head into the basement, and it’s really creepy down there. There’s weird graffiti on the walls and like… mysterious arrangements of paperclips that you have no idea who put them there or why. But you are here, you have a job to do, you are good at your job, you are finding that fax machine.

And then suddenly a bunch of people you have never seen before jump out of nowhere, strike poses, rattle off some kind of motto and start attacking you. 

You book it back up the stairs and lock the door behind you, because, holy crap, there are people living in the basement, why did no one tell you about this. And naturally the first thing you do is blab to Security and by Security I mean that one ex-Navy Seal with all the tattoos who’s built like she wrestles grizzly bears in her spare time and somehow ended up on security detail in an office building right here at this point in your life when ordinary security will not suffice, because sometimes the corporate gods are merciful. 

And not only does she believe you, but she just sorta looks you over and goes “oh, yeah, those guys. I know who those guys are. Let’s go, I’ve got some unfinished business with them.”

And then to make situations way weirder there’s some other person who shows up around this time who has apparently been held hostage by the basement people for longer than you’ve been working here and she’s deeply alarmed by the phone system and she comes along even though she really doesn’t want to because you have Security on your side and Security probably benches I-beams, and you are totally confident you are going to kick these basement-lurking weirdos’ butts. 

And then the whole situation goes rapidly downhill and then before you know it you’ve been indoctrinated into the basement cult.

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[mothmansbignaturals]

In On The Run Steven and Amethyst were able to get to Amethyst’s Kindergarten by walking and by train, indicating that her Kindergarten is in America. Also, we know that Amethyst is between 5 and 6 thousand years old. What I’m getting at is that Amethyst is an American citizen and is over 35 years old and thus is eligible to be president.

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